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Jessica Stroup

Jessica Stroup

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Birthday October 23, 1986

Birthplace Anderson, South Carolina, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Model, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Erin Silver

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School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

— Erin Silver (Jessica Stroup), 90210, Season 1: Lucky Strike

School Sex banging sister Inappropriate Snarky

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This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

— Erin Silver (Jessica Stroup), 90210, Season 5: The Sea Change

Naked fireman reserved Sassy Snarky Swans humor party

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The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.

— Erin Silver (Jessica Stroup), 90210, Season 2: Javianna

Manic Mental Illness virgin Born Again Virgin Sex humor Witty

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I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon, and Dixon equals baking soda. It doesn't make sense, but it did! It did make sense. Now, it doesn't.

— Erin Silver (Jessica Stroup), 90210, Season 1: Off the Rails

Kansas Baking Soda Love Feelings Sense Logic

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Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head.

Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.

— Erin Silver (Jessica Stroup), 90210, Season 5: The Con

Hollywood Arrogant club player high school Sleazy Witty Snarky

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I was never sent to school...it would have rubbed off some of the originality (if I had not died of shyness or been killed with over pressure).

— Beatrix Potter, Beatrix Potter: A Life in Nature

Education School Schooling Originality Conformity

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Summer school? Those two words don't go together.

— Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), Saved by the Bell, Season 4: Graduation

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All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying

— Summer Smith (voice) (Spencer Grammer), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall

Friends Pictures School teenager Family Dying Mormon

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She has a PhD, which I'm pretty sure stands for 'pretty hard diploma.'

— Alexander Rosenberg, Blown Away, Season 1: The Glass is Greener

PhD School Education Intelligence difficult

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I just don’t get why they’re making us read 1984 when Orwell got so much wrong...

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Cat Showdown

Literature 1984 George Orwell School joke

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I've been going to school in a zoo.

— Sheldon Cooper (Iain Armitage), Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo

Metaphor Examples Zoo School

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Erin: You better not have brought my diary to school.

Orla: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.

— Orla McCool (Louisa Harland), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 1

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The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

— Tom Bodett, via Amazon

Life School life vs. school Lessons test Learning Experiences

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Schools often fail to simultaneously train students how to be skeptical of claims and how to embrace the weight of evidence.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

School eductation evidence Science

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Life is the most effective school ever created.

— Pierce Brown, Red Rising

Life School Life Lessons Lessons Experiences Learning

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If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

— Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (13 Book Series)

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Sometimes in life, both at school and afterwards, fortune will go against anyone, but if he just keeps pegging away and don’t lose his courage things always take a turn for the better in the end.

— Theodore Roosevelt, via www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org

Courage Life School Fortune

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Everything’s fine. He woke up.

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Kidnapping School Puns

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I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.

— Donald Trump, The Art of the Deal

Education School Music Violence

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Me: What did you do at school today?

5-year-old: Learned about dragons.

Me: Your class learned about dragons?

5: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

kids Children kids at school School children at school humor

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In school, curiosity is hardly ever taught or nurtured, breeding legions of students who’ve lost all love of learning.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

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Quizmaster: No, I’m here to inform you that you can expect a very big Witch Exam sometime soon.

Sabrina: It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Disneyworld

History El Nino witch School Quiz Science

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If you get overwhelmed, let yourself feel it — just maybe not in class.

— Lily Puckett, How To Deal With Seeing Your Ex At School

Exes Running Into An Ex School

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Mrs. Murphy: What did you learn in school today?

Dade Murphy: Revenge.

— Dade Murphy / 'Crash Override' / 'Zero Cool' (Jonny Lee Miller), Hackers

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Thing is, school's hard enough without having to date an actual flasher.

— Aimee Gibbs (Aimée-Lou Wood), Sex Education, Season 1: Episode 1

School difficult Flasher

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