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|Birthday:||October 5, 1983|
|Birthplace:||Queens, New York, United States|
|Educated At:||The New School|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor|
Birthday: October 5, 1983
Birthplace: Queens, New York, United States
Educated At: The New School
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor
Marylin Delpy: I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration.
Mark Zuckerberg: And the other fifteen?
Marylin Delpy: Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.”
Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg: [Sarcastically] I didn't know that, tell me more.”
Mark Zuckerberg: I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.
Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.
Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
Erica Albright: I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.”