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Janae Bakken Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Dr. Cox: So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine.

Carla: It's not like you haven't had sex with other people. Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife...

Dr. Cox: Would you get off my ex-wife?

Carla: I will if you will.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 2: My Fruit Cups
Tagged: Sex, Sassy, Relationships, Comebacks
“As I looked at all the relationships around me... Some that had gone on forever... some that were reigniting... and some that had just begun... I realized something: It should have been me.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 6: My Cold Shower
Tagged: Love, Regret, Relationships, Forever, Reigniting
“Oh, my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm... I'm gavomiting!”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Malpractical Decision
Tagged: Vomit, Gagging, Sick
“J.D.: Dr. Cox, I'd like to take this one.

Dr. Cox: Go ahead.

J.D.: Mr. Steel, first name, Man of.

Dr. Cox: And you're done.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Malpractical Decision
Tagged: Superman, Jokes, Funny Not Funny
“Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?

Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.

Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 3: My Rule of Thumb
Tagged: Marriage, Sarcasm, SASS, Celebration, spanish, Tortillas, Ethnicity
“Jordan: Great, we made him cry. If we keep this up, we are gonna scar him for life!

Dr. Cox: I don't necessarily buy into all that New Age-y crap. I once saw my mom knock my dad unconscious with a frying pan. You know what I did? Kept right on going with my birthday party!”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 3: My Self-Examination
Tagged: Crying, babies, Traumatic, Fighting, birthday, Frying Pan, unconscious
“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells!

J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.'

Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk!

J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stick with 'kufunninapuh'!”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Malpractical Decision
Tagged: Friends, Spelling, Change, Big News, cell phone
“Carla: I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up.

Turk: I just put some pizza rolls on the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go.

Carla: Oh, my god, I can't stand it, 30 more seconds.

Turk: OK baby, don't get too excited, they have to cool off for at least a minute.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 5: My Bright Idea
Tagged: Pregnancy Test, Pizza Rolls, Waiting, Miscommunication, food
“Elliot: Carla, when I became Chief Resident, I wrote a pledge to myself. And do you know what it said?

Carla: Mm-mm?

Elliot: It said 'Dance like nobody is watching.' Which I do, constantly... in my living room, with the shades closed just in case somebody is watching. But it also said not to hide problems away.”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Malpractical Decision
Tagged: Dancing, Hide Problems, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching, Pledge, Contradiction
“I think it's time you learned the real me. Here we go. I'm not... like normal people. I don't have superpowers, but I'm working on it. For instance, watch me move this pen. [stares at pen; it doesn't move] It worked at home. I don't know. Maybe my table's slanted. Uh, anyway. Um, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.”
— Janitor, Scrubs, Season 7: My Number One Doctor
Tagged: real me, Normal People, crazy, Hobbies, Circle Of Life, Stuffing Animals, Weird
“Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane, you idiot! Remember the other day when you told me I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every 15 minutes on the half hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobia phobic, I talk to myself, I talk to my cats, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice and yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And as I mentioned before, I am insane. There, I opened up, are you happy?”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 2: My Karma
Tagged: Insecurities, Opening Up, Self-Doubt, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, sharing, Confidante
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