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|Birthday:||August 20, 1942|
|Death:||August 10, 2008|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Film Score Composer, Singer, Pianist|
AKA: Isaac Hayes
Birthday: August 20, 1942
Death: August 10, 2008
Manner of Death: Natural Causes
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Film Score Composer, Singer, Pianist
Chef: Damn right, Garrison!”
Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”
[The pig is heard squealing loudly]
Stan: Ah, sick!
Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.”
Mayor: Well I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia.
Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.”
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!”
Mr. Garrison: Hey! Why'd the camera pan over to me?”
Chef: Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and say 'Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?'
Stan: Okay. Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?
Chef: It sure is!
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?”
[Garrison turns on the movie projector to watch a 1952 training video called Lava and You.]
Instructor: Harbingers of sorrow, natural disasters can be the cause of troubling and undesirable stress—and a volcano is no exception. But what should you do if a volcano erupts near you or your family? Here, we see the Stevens family enjoying on their picnic. But suddenly, daughter hears a noise: it's a volcano. Junior seems worried—but have no fear, Junior. Jane learned in school what to do when you hear a volcano erupt. [Jane uses a picnic blanket, covering her family] That's right, Jane—duck and cover. [lava passes through blanket, leaving family unharmed] So what will you do when you hear a volcano erupting? That's right, duck and cover. Looks like you got the idea. Duck and cover. Thank you and goodbye. [end of film]
Barbrady: Okay, any questions?
Chef: That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!
Barbrady: That's enough out of you!”
Kyle: What did he say?
Stan: Dude, I think he told us to go fuck ourselves.
Kyle: How's that going to help?”