Quotes tagged ‘snake’

“Your body is not who you are. You shed it like a snake sheds its skin. Leave it, forgotten, behind you.”

— Laeta Kalogridis, Quellcrist Falconer, Renée Elise Goldsberry, imdb.com

“Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python? James Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.”

— Christopher Wood, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com

“Do you not know how to kill a snake? You swing it around, you crack it like a whip, and then it breaks its spine and all the guts and everything else comes shooting out the mouth.”

— Trent O'Donnell, Detective Hendy, Patrick Brammall, imdb.com

“Santa: [singing] Release me now or you'll have to face the dire consequences. / The children are expecting me, so please come to your senses. Oogie Boogie Man: [singing] You're jokin', you're jokin'! / I can't believe my ears! / Would someone shut this fella up? / I'm drownin' in my tears! / It's fu…”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Santa Claus (voice), Edward Ivory, imdb.com

“Chef: Giant snake? Killing everybody? Growing bigger? [looks at the women surrounding him] Children, you know I rarely say this but—well—fudge ya. [hangs up, sings] Simultaneous, you and me! Kyle: What did he say? Stan: Dude, I think he told us to go fuck ourselves. Cartman: Wow! Kyle: How's that go…”

— Nancy Pimental, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“I had built a little cabin in Yosemite, and for convenience in getting water, and for the sake of music and society, I led a small stream from Yosemite Creek into it. Running along the side of the wall it was not in the way, and it had just fall enough to ripple and sing in low, sweet tones, making…”

— John Muir, amazon.com

“A snake was never called by its name at night, because it would hear. It was called a string.”

— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com

“What do you call a snake politician? A Civil Serpent.”

— Blueswatbro, reddit.com

“What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.”

— PilotAlpaca, reddit.com