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Henry Roth Quotes
AKA: | Henry Roth |
Birthday: | February 8, 1906 |
Educated At: | City College Of New York |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Novelist, Writer |
Total quotes: 36
Henry Roth
characterAKA: Henry Roth
Birthday: February 8, 1906
Educated At: City College Of New York
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Novelist, Writer
Total quotes: 36
“[to Lucy] Good morning. Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey. Okay, I know this is hard for you to understand right now, but we are actually seeing each other.”
Tagged:
Dating, Good Morning
“Henry: I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
Linda: Linda.
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.”
Linda: Linda.
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.”
Tagged:
alias, Protection
“Nick: Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups!
Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!”
Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!”
Tagged:
Peanut Butter Cups
“Henry: [to Penguin] OK, pal. When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute. Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect.
Lucy: Oh, shit.
Henry: Here she comes. Smile. Where is she? Oh, my God! Oh no! Okay that didn't work. Shit your pants? So did I!”
Lucy: Oh, shit.
Henry: Here she comes. Smile. Where is she? Oh, my God! Oh no! Okay that didn't work. Shit your pants? So did I!”
Tagged:
Smile, shit your pants
“Ula: Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you?
Henry: What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there.
Ula: I'm just kidding, Muumuu!”
Henry: What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there.
Ula: I'm just kidding, Muumuu!”
Tagged:
Sex, Nauseating
“Jet Skier: [Henry jumps on a jet ski] What the hell is wrong with you?
Henry: Just keep going, I'll give you twenty dollars.
Jet Skier: You got it. How's your balls?
Henry: Killing me. Hit it.”
Henry: Just keep going, I'll give you twenty dollars.
Jet Skier: You got it. How's your balls?
Henry: Killing me. Hit it.”
Tagged:
Blue Balls, Jet Ski
“Doug: [gives Henry a box] Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.
Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry: Um, I guess. [Doug grabs the box]
Marlin: Doug!”
Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry: Um, I guess. [Doug grabs the box]
Marlin: Doug!”
Tagged:
lisp
“Henry: [on First Date #1] You know, why don't you try this? It's a kind of hinge.
Lucy: Now, why didn't I think of that?
Henry: You're too close to the object. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Lucy: You're right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
Henry: Fresh eye never hurts.
Lucy: I'm Lucy.
Henry: Yes. I'm Henry Roth. Nice to meet you.
Lucy: Nice to meet you.”
Lucy: Now, why didn't I think of that?
Henry: You're too close to the object. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Lucy: You're right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
Henry: Fresh eye never hurts.
Lucy: I'm Lucy.
Henry: Yes. I'm Henry Roth. Nice to meet you.
Lucy: Nice to meet you.”
Tagged:
first date, nice to meet you
“Henry: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet.
Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Henry: Okay.
Lucy: Okay. [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: Well...my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry. I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT!”
Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Henry: Okay.
Lucy: Okay. [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: Well...my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry. I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT!”
Tagged:
Pranks
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