Henry: Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you would not see her anymore... would you consider that like a binding promise?

Alexa: Absolutely.

Henry: Yeah?

Alexa: But then again, there are always ways around such things.

Henry: Like?

Alexa: For example. If I promised a woman's father I would not see her...I would simply shut my eyes, while she serviced my manhood. [Jocko the walrus, slaps his face]

Henry: That's actually a cool way to look at it. And a very gross way. [Alexa's smile drops]
Tagged: manhood, Dating, promises

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