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Caroline Rhea Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Sabrina: Can you distract a room full of poets?

Hilda: Easy.

Salem: With your clothes on?

Hilda: Oh.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Time After Time
Tagged: humor, Raunchy, Poets, Distraction, Irreverent
“Hilda: Sabrina, I do not want a birthday party, I do not want one on the beach, I do not want one with a sneach, I do not want one up in space, I do not want one any place!

Sabrina: A party in Whoville?”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock
Tagged: Rhyme, Dr. Suess, birthday, party, Whoville, Pop Culture
“Salem: Whoa! Who's your new friend?

Zelda: It’s her first wart as a witch!

Hilda: Oh, let me get the camera!”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Sabrina Through the Looking Glass
Tagged: witch, Wart, maturity, Adolescence, joke
“How can you choose the Pleasure Dome over High School?! Wait, that didn't come out right...”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Third Aunt From the Sun
Tagged: High Schools, joke, Pleasure Dome, club, party
“I hate doctors! They poke you, and ask if that hurts. Of course it hurts, you just poked me!”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock
Tagged: Relatable, doctor, medical, joke, Sassy
“Hilda: Maybe we should start with something simple. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Harvey: A penny saved is a penny earned.

Salem: Don't eat yellow snow.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Deliver Us from E-mail
Tagged: Advice, Adage, wise, joke
“Zelda: Now, we'll empty our minds.

Hilda: That, I can do.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Sabrina Through the Looking Glass
Tagged: joke, meditation, Emptiness, Sassy
“Roxie: Whoever you are, I'm warning you, I have a black belt.

Hilda: Roxie?

Roxie: Okay, it's charcoal, but it goes with the shoes. Hilda, what are you doing here? And what's with your hair?”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Sabrina's Perfect Christmas
Tagged: black belt, Fashion, intruder, joke
“Morgan: Yeah, you don't find many full-faceted diamonds with a VVS of two.

Hilda: Sounds like you know your jewelry.

Morgan: Let's put it this way. Not only did I have breakfast at Tiffany's, I stayed for lunch and dinner.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Hex, Lies & No Videotape
Tagged: Breakfast At Tiffany's, Pop Culture, jewelry, rich, Diamonds, joke, Expert
“Sabrina: Libby caught me coming out of Science Club.

Zelda: You went to Science Club? Oh, that’s wonderful!

Sabrina: No, it’s not! Now Libby thinks I’m a complete geek!

Hilda: I knew this would happen; it’s Zelda’s influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you’d be normal.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Geek Like Me
Tagged: joke, geek, Science, School, Loser
“Mounty: Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there — standard procedure.

Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!

Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers?

Zelda: Who?

Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor.

Mounty: What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?

Zelda: Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!

Hilda: James Brolin.

Mounty: Sports. Who's the best — 

Hilda: Michael Jordan!

Mounty: Correct, you can go!”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Pancake Madness
Tagged: Pop Culture, Michael Jordan, Barbara Streisand, Celebrities, joke
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