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Bruce Ferber Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Tim: My sons are interested in baseball cards as an investment, and they don't wanna get ripped off.

Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”
— Tim Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 3: Dollars And Sense
Tagged: ripoff, baseball cards
“James: Now can anyone tell me what's wrong with what Sean did?

Amanda: He got caught.”
— Amanda, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Witchright Hall
Tagged: Rebellious, Mischief, Caught, trouble, School, detention, Irreverent
“Roxie: Look, you seem very nice.

Sabrina: Thanks.

Roxie: I have no room in my life for people like that.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Every Witch Way but Loose
Tagged: enemies, joke, Rude, Sassy
“Brad: We got everything except the garlic gloves.

Jill: Garlic gloves? It's garlic cloves, honey.

Randy: Oh, so we had Mark sniffing gloves for nothing.”
— Jill Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 3: Be True To Your Tool
Tagged: cloves, gloves
“Haley: So, what do you do for fun?

Amanda: You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer.

Sean: Wow, I didn't know girls could do stuff like that.

Amanda: Well, you don't know this girl.”
— Amanda, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Witchright Hall
Tagged: feminism, Women, Ozone Layer, Magic, witch, Fun, Mischief
“James: All right, let's see, you've been expelled from twelve different schools, you forced fourteen teachers into early retirement, one into a straitjacket. On the other hand, you were the top seller in the Other Realm High magazine drive.

Sabrina: That's what I love about Amanda, she's a real go-getter.

James: It says here you never turned in the money.

Amanda: That's because I spent it on a mountain bike. No, wait, I stole the bike, and spent the money on a Kate Spade bag.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Witchright Hall
Tagged: Go-Getter, Ambition, criminal, Thief, Bad Apple, Underachiever
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