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Brian Boyle Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 5: Roy Rogers McFreely
Tagged: Sprinker, Unsightly, Lawns, Prostitutes, Sassy, Shock
“Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 5: Roy Rogers McFreely
Tagged: Farting, Enjoyment, Took A long time
“So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year, don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 14: Santa, Schmanta
Tagged: Lox and Bagels, Call Your Mother, Jewish, stereotypes, presents, Holidays
“Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice lookalike contest and WON!

Chandler: Ross came fourth and CRIED!”
— Chandler Muriel Bing, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One With Rachel's Assistant
Tagged: Vanilla Ice, Lookalike Contests
“Stan: Roger? Where did you learn to skate?

Roger: On my planet. You really haven't read my MySpace page, have you? You say you have, but you really haven't.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 3: Of Ice and Men
Tagged: Skate, planet, MySpace, Read, Lies
“Doctor says I have a big, spongy cervix. Oh, listen to me bragging about my vagina. It's last week's PTA meeting all over again.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: Surro-Gate
Tagged: Cervix, bragging, Vagina, PTA, doctor, Pride
“Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or... something heartbreaking?”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: Frannie 911
Tagged: Diss, Heartbreaking, Friends, Mordor, nerd
“In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 14: West to Mexico
Tagged: Jerks, Manhatten, Drunk, West, Better places, Paradise
“They're still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One With All The Resolutions
Tagged: powder, Paste, Lotion
“Ah, Saturday. Sunday's Friday.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 3: Of Ice and Men
Tagged: Weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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