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“Cole Whittier: The car has low mileage and handles like a dream.
Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.”
Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.”
Tagged:
Double Entendre, low mileage
“Charles: [a car horn makes three long blasts to indicate that Ernest is a P3] Who’s that?
Jason: That’s the upper-class men. They flash their lights to say what rank they think we should get. Hey Charles, what’s up with your socks?
Charles: Don’t worry about my socks, man, it’s a tuba thang shorty.
Jason: Better be.”
Jason: That’s the upper-class men. They flash their lights to say what rank they think we should get. Hey Charles, what’s up with your socks?
Charles: Don’t worry about my socks, man, it’s a tuba thang shorty.
Jason: Better be.”
Tagged:
Socks, upper class
“Charles: Man, it won’t be the same without you.
Devon: It’s all about the tubas now.
Charles: What do you mean? It’s always been about the tubas, shorty.
Jason: Well, you know how Dr. Lee is about time.
Devon: Yeah.
[in Dr. Lee’s voice]
Devon: ‘You’re on time if you’re five minutes early; you’re late if you’re on time.’
Charles: Look, Friday night, in my living room, be there, all right?”
Devon: It’s all about the tubas now.
Charles: What do you mean? It’s always been about the tubas, shorty.
Jason: Well, you know how Dr. Lee is about time.
Devon: Yeah.
[in Dr. Lee’s voice]
Devon: ‘You’re on time if you’re five minutes early; you’re late if you’re on time.’
Charles: Look, Friday night, in my living room, be there, all right?”
Tagged:
tubas, Punctuality
“Charles: Man, it won’t be the same without you.
Devon: It’s all about the tubas now.
Charles: What do you mean? It’s always been about the tubas, shorty.
Jason: Well, you know how Dr. Lee is about time.
Devon: Yeah.
[in Dr. Lee’s voice]
Devon: ‘You’re on time if you’re five minutes early; you’re late if you’re on time.’
Charles: Look, Friday night, in my living room, be there, all right?”
Devon: It’s all about the tubas now.
Charles: What do you mean? It’s always been about the tubas, shorty.
Jason: Well, you know how Dr. Lee is about time.
Devon: Yeah.
[in Dr. Lee’s voice]
Devon: ‘You’re on time if you’re five minutes early; you’re late if you’re on time.’
Charles: Look, Friday night, in my living room, be there, all right?”
Tagged:
tubas, Punctuality
“It all started 40 years ago with two Atlanta bands, Atlanta A&T and Morris Brown College, putting on a small competition to raise money to purchase uniforms. A humble beginning with what has grown into a bandaholic’s dream weekend here at Georgia. Today’s B.E.T. Classic brings in over 50,000 fans to the Georgia Dome and an even bigger television audience. Over the years the competition has become slicker and much more glitzy. With reigning champion Morris Brown, you know what to expect. Five of the south’s best competing for top honors, $50,000, and a year’s worth of bragging rights.”
Tagged:
drum band, Old School
“It all started 40 years ago with two Atlanta bands, Atlanta A&T and Morris Brown College, putting on a small competition to raise money to purchase uniforms. A humble beginning with what has grown into a bandaholic’s dream weekend here at Georgia. Today’s B.E.T. Classic brings in over 50,000 fans to the Georgia Dome and an even bigger television audience. Over the years the competition has become slicker and much more glitzy. With reigning champion Morris Brown, you know what to expect. Five of the south’s best competing for top honors, $50,000, and a year’s worth of bragging rights.”
Tagged:
drum band, Old School
“Sean: Dr. Lee, got a sec?
Dr. Lee: Sure.
Devon: Hey, what’s up, Dr. Lee?
Dr. Lee: Mr. Miles.
Devon: Well, I was wondering—actually we were wondering—if you needed any entrance cadences for the Classic. Not that I’m trying to get back on the line or anything, I just want you to check ‘em out.
Dr. Lee: Oh...let me see.
Sean: Alright...the concept was all Devon’s.
Devon: Yeah, but my man Sean here had the structure on lock.
Sean: But the snare part, all the sticking...that’s the kid.
Dr. Lee: What, you two a couple now?
Devon: You got an old-school feel to it, but sometimes you’re gonna have to take it back.
Dr. Lee: It’s not a bad idea...not a bad idea at all.”
Dr. Lee: Sure.
Devon: Hey, what’s up, Dr. Lee?
Dr. Lee: Mr. Miles.
Devon: Well, I was wondering—actually we were wondering—if you needed any entrance cadences for the Classic. Not that I’m trying to get back on the line or anything, I just want you to check ‘em out.
Dr. Lee: Oh...let me see.
Sean: Alright...the concept was all Devon’s.
Devon: Yeah, but my man Sean here had the structure on lock.
Sean: But the snare part, all the sticking...that’s the kid.
Dr. Lee: What, you two a couple now?
Devon: You got an old-school feel to it, but sometimes you’re gonna have to take it back.
Dr. Lee: It’s not a bad idea...not a bad idea at all.”
Tagged:
drum band, Old School