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Rick Gassko Quotes
Total quotes: 17
Rick Gassko
character
Total quotes: 17
“Cole Whittier: The car has low mileage and handles like a dream.
Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.”
Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.”
Tagged:
Double Entendre, low mileage
“Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.”
Tagged:
World Trade Center, Sarcasm
“[tasting some of his own dinner] This is the food prison riots are made out of.”
Tagged:
bad cooking, prison riots
“Well, Mr. Thompson, that’s quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!”
Tagged:
Self-Reliance, Hyperbole
“Rick Gassko: [after Stan has left the syringe for taking blood sticking out of his arm] Um, Stan? Is this supposed to be like this?
Dr. Stan Gassko: Uh...no, that’s incorrect.
[carefully removes syringe]”
Dr. Stan Gassko: Uh...no, that’s incorrect.
[carefully removes syringe]”
Tagged:
medical disasters, syringe
“Rick Gassko: What the hell are you doing?
Brad: I’m slashing my wrist.
Rick Gassko: With an electric razor?
Brad: Yeah, I couldn’t find any razor blades.
Rick Gassko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.”
Brad: I’m slashing my wrist.
Rick Gassko: With an electric razor?
Brad: Yeah, I couldn’t find any razor blades.
Rick Gassko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.”
Tagged:
Suicide, botched suicide attempt
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