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“You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.”
— Kate Moseley, The Cutting Edge
Tagged: Immature, asshole
“You can live here, and be buried here. Or you can play hockey.”
— Roy Spencer, Gross Misconduct: The Life of Brian Spencer
Tagged: Small Town, Hockey
“You are a glory, Saul.”
— Father Gaston, Indian Horse
Tagged: glory, Praise
“A tie? Gimme a break. Boring! Like kissing your sister. Sure, you're still puckering your lips, but the thrill's all gone.”
— Bum Johnston, Hockey Night
Tagged: Tie, Boring, thrill
“And in an environment where a body suddenly becomes a lethal weapon because of the speed at which it's moving, the danger, the adrenaline level, the need to protect yourself is far higher than it is in a normal environment.”
— Himself, Ice Guardians
Tagged: Hockey, Adrenaline, Violence
“I learned the difference between a moment and a career is evolution. Evolution. You will slow down. You will get old. Your body will fail you. So, you evolve, you change your game, you do what you need to do with the time you got. If not, you go extinct. Evolve or go extinct. Are you ready to go extinct? I learned the difference between a moment and a career is evolution. Evolution. You will slow down. You will get old. Your body will fail you. So, you evolve, you change your game, you do what you need to do with the time you got. If not, you go extinct. Evolve or go extinct. Are you ready to go extinct?”
— Xavier Laflamme, Goon: Last of the Enforcers
Tagged: Evolution, moment, Career, Extinct
“Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say ‘That looks like a penis... only smaller.’”
— Guru Pitka, The Love Guru
Tagged: Intimacy, penis, Micropenis, wiener
“Scot: Boys shave their faces.

Eric McNally: Yeah.

Scot: Do they ever shave anyplace else?

Eric McNally: Such as?

Scot: The leg-ular region?

Eric McNally: The legu - Ow. No. No, Scot. No. Athletes. Only athletes.

Scot: You were an athlete.

Eric McNally: Yeah, which is why I can say don't do it. It grows back. Very painfully. You would not believe how much it itches. It's not funny.”
— Eric McNally, Breakfast with Scot
Tagged: shaving, body hair
“You know what, Mikey, you can make their heads bleed in this one. … I’m going to make Wayne Gretzky’s head bleed for super fan No. 99 over here.”
— Trent Walker, Swingers
Tagged: Ice Hockey, Wayne Gretzky
“Listen to my husky, annoying monotone.”
— Sean Linden, Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice
Tagged: baritone, Annoying