Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

17 Of The Funniest 'Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air' Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, me and Jazz are black, Carlton what are you?
Kirsten Corley
September 7, 2016
“Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!”
— Will Smith, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Tagged: Funny T.V Quotes, Will Smith, comedy
“Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!”
— William 'Will' Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 3: Winner Takes Off
Tagged: Height-Shaming
“Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get my tools.

Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?”
— Geoffrey, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 4: Take My Cousin -- Please
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.”
— William 'Will' Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 1: Mistaken Identity
Tagged: jai;, Anti-White Stereotypes
“Hey girl, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family.”
— Will Smith, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Series
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Roses are red, violets are blue, me and jazz are black, Carlton what are you?”
— Will Smith, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Series
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will.”
— William 'Will' Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 5: It's a Wonderful Lie
Tagged: Family, Dysfunctional Family, Blame, Scapegoat, Black Sheep
“Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.”
— William 'Will' Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 5: Love in an Elevator
Tagged: Pickup Lines
“I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.”
— William 'Will' Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 4: M is For the Many Things She Gave Me
Tagged: Bungee Jumping, Accidents
“My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent.”
— Jazz, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 4: M is For the Many Things She Gave Me
Tagged: prostitution, first time
“Black people playing tennis, next white people will be tap dancing!”
— Will Smith, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Complete Series
Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes, Will Smith
“That's how I felt when I came to Bel-Air, like everybody had two skates and I was trying to keep up with one....Thanks for my other skate, Uncle Phil.”
— William 'Will' Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 3: Boyz in the Woods
Tagged: Gratitude, Uncles
“I exploit people every day on my show. It's Thanksgiving, I'm gonna take the day off.”
— Hilary Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 6: There's the Rub
Tagged: Exploitation, Thanksgiving
“Phil: I'm going to the kitchen for a snack. When I get back I want you gone.

Jazz: Looks like I got plenty of time, then.”
— Philip Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 1: It Had To Be You
Tagged: Snack, Gluttony
“For a long time, it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It shows you just how cruel this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. 'Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.' Why couldn't they just give him some cereal?”
— Carlton Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 3: Boyz in the Woods
Tagged: nightmares, Cruelty, silly rabbit, trix, trix are for kids
“Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!”
— Carlton Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 4: Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Tagged: Sex, safe sex, leaving the nest
“Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.”
— Carlton Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 3: Will Gets Committed
Tagged: Living Will, Greed