“Marty...somebody get a phone book so you can see me. Forty million jobs in show business, I got a midget to direct me.”— Don Rickles, chicagotribune.com
“Marion: I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard? Howard: I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.”— Bobby Boswell, Marion Cunningham, Marion Ross, imdb.com
“Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!”— Casey Maxwell Clair, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com