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26 Of The Cutest Pickup Lines That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But Still Text Back)

For when "hi" just won't cut it. 
Kendra Syrdal
January 13, 2017
“Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you.”
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Tagged: Harry Potter, Pickup Lines, Dumbledore, Silly, Cute, Icebreakers
“Do you have life alert? Because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Life Alert, Silly, Funny, Cute, Falling for You
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, kiss, Sarcasm, wit, Silly
“Are you McDonalds? Because I'm loving it.”
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Tagged: mcdonalds, Silly, Pickup Lines, humor, Icebreakers
“If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Pokemon, Silly, humor, Choosing Someone, Cute
“You can call me Nemo cause I'm never afraid to touch the butt.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Nemo, Finding Nemo, Cute, Silly, Butts, chemistry
“Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and damn!”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Silly, Cute, Dr. Seuss, Funny
“Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.”
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Tagged: Campire, Hot, Attraction, chemistry, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Silly, Cute
“If you were a disease you'd be hepatitis bae.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Cute, Silly, Funny, bae
“Is your name Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!”
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Tagged: Pepsi, Delicious, Silly, Cute, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers
“Are you a dementor? 'Cause you take my breath away.”
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Tagged: Harry Potter, Silly, Dementor, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Nerdy, Cute
“Are you into science? Because I've got my ion you.”
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Tagged: Science, nerd, Ion, Silly, Funny, Cute, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers
“Is your name Daniel? Because dammmn!”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, dumb, Internet Stuff, Damn Daniel, Memes, Meme, Silly, Cute
“Is your name wifi? Cause I'm feeling a connection.”
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Tagged: Wifi, nerd, Cute, Silly, Icebreakers, Pickup Lines, Feeling, Connection, chemistry
“Are you my pinky toe? Because I'll bang you on all my furniture.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Sexy, Pinky Toe, Silly, Funny, Sarcasm
“Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Google, LOL, Funny, Silly, Cute
“My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.”
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Tagged: vitamins, doctor, Silly, Funny, Cute, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers
“Did you swallow magnets? Because you're attractive.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Magnets, Attraction, chemistry, Silly, Funny, Cute
“Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Hand Holding, Holding Hands, Cute, sweet, Silly
“Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, Icebreakers, Appendix, Attraction, dates, Going Out, sweet, Silly
“If you were a President you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.”
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Tagged: Pickup Lines, dates, Icebreakers, Presidents, Babes, Silly, Funny, LOL, Cute
“Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.”
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Tagged: Netflix, Cute, sweet, LOL, Silly, Icebreakers, Pickup Lines
“If you were a potato you'd be a sweet one.”
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Tagged: Potato, sweet, Cute, Awww, Icebreakers, Pickup Lines
“Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you still seem to shine.”
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Tagged: sweet, Cute, compliments, Dating, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers
“Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.”
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Tagged: Science, nerd, Cute, Silly, sweet, Awww, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers
“Are you into magic? Because abraca-damnnn!”
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Tagged: Awww, Magic, Funny, Silly, Dating, Cute, chemistry, Attraction, Pickup Lines, Icebreakers