Quotes tagged ‘Butts’

“I'm starting to feel like I don't know anything about my own asshole.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

“I'm really freaked out by bumholes.”

— Laurie Nunn, Anwar, Chaneil Kular, imdb.com

“I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obsessed with asses.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Principal Wartz: Mooning is not funny! It's not a game! You may think it's a harmless school yard prank, but let me assure you: IT IS NOT! Someone could put an eye out! Arnold: Because of mooning?”

— Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Arnold (voice), Spencer Klein, imdb.com

“Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now. Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it. J.D.: 'Some guy'... I never get credit for anything!”

— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

“[prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt...you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky...t-turd! [hangs up]”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com

“You can call me Nemo cause I'm never afraid to touch the butt.”

— Pickup Lines!, twitter.com

“Try a bit of light spanking. Take note if he responds to this, but don't overdo it.”

— Dave, manhuntdaily.com

“Use your teeth. As long as you are only doing little nibbles or gentle love bites -- not hard chomps.”

— Sam Phillips, laweekly.com

“Do not double dip. Don't ever put anything that's been in a behind into (or too close to) a vagina without sterilizing it. You can transfer dangerous bacteria and micro-organisms that can cause infections such as vaginitis and cystitis.”

— Sam Phillips, laweekly.com

“Shave that butt hole. Even if you think you don't have any hair back there, trust me there's the one stray that got away. Having a smooth posterior heightens your sphincter's sensitivity to touch.”

— Sam Phillips, laweekly.com