30 Rock

Read This When You Feel Like Saying 'Fuck Everything'

I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs. 
Katie Mather
October 4, 2016
“Maybe I shouldn’t and I should flip my middle finger up to the world. Hell, I should make all my fingers dance in a bouquet of fuck offs.”
— Tracy Krimmer, Dating for Decades
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, Annoying
“A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off.”
— Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People
“Fuck this.
Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won't ever happen.”
— David Leviathan, Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, Fuck This, Helplessness, Waiting
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
— Winston Churchill, Public Speaking: Choices and Responsibility
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, Fuck This, Virtues, Vices
“Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.”
— Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People
“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs… Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.”
— Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, stupidity
“You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.”
— Unknown, someecards
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People
“Settle something for me, Jonah. You like to have sex and you like to travel? Then you can fuck off.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People
“Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn't possibly hate you.”
— Alyson Noël, Blue Moon
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, caring, Hate
“I declare everything you are saying is stupid.”
— April Ludgate, Parks & Rec
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Stupid
“Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.”
— April Ludgate, Parks & Rec
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking
“I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Eye-Rolling, annoyed
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2: Casino Night
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Hate, Annoying
“How are you not murdered every hour?”
— Andy Bernard, The Office
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Hate, Annoying
“Screw you, I’m hilarious.”
— Neal, Freaks and Geeks
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Hate, Screw You
“Thing is, we could discuss it out loud in front of the gentlemen over there, or you could get off my case and make a pleasant farewell. That is to say, fuck off.”
— Ian McEwan, Amsterdam
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Hate, Screw You, Leave, Leave Me Alone