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50 Quotes That Explain What Men Are REALLY Thinking About During Sex

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Holly Riordan
October 12, 2016
“So, um, was that an orgasm? When men orgasm, you know it. It's a whole thing. To leave no doubt, we collapse as if we just ran a marathon. So you can understand our confusion when, after you orgasm, you just keep on going like you're the freakin' Duracell bunny. Should we keep going? Should we wrap it up? WHAT DO WE DO?!”
— Clint Carter, 10 Things Every Guy Has Thought During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Female Orgasm, Confusion
“Where did she learn THAT?! On that note, a guy's obviously not going to complain if you pull out a brand new bedroom move yourself (especially if you try something from our ultimate hot sex bucket list). That said, if it comes out of nowhere and it's not something you've previously spoken about, he's definitely wondering where the inspiration came from (Did she read that in a magazine? See it in porn? Learn it from her last boyfriend?) Don't worry, we're usually just happy to be a part of the sexual experiment.”
— Clint Carter, 10 Things Every Guy Has Thought During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Porn, magazines, sex moves
“Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd …" When I was younger, a friend told me that by playing the "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" song inside my head, I could fight off an impending climax. And no joke, it worked. The song is so unsexy that it totally kills the orgasm reflex and allows the sex to continue. I doubt every guy sings this song in particular, but you can bet he has some non-sexy thought that he uses to consciously fend off a big O.”
— Clint Carter, 10 Things Every Guy Has Thought During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Songs, Music, Turn Off
“How did I get here? I build a mental bread crumb trail up to the moment of triumph: What did I say/do over the last 24 hours? If I could find common steps between all the times I got laid, I'd have a reliable system.”
— Rich Santos, 14 Things MenThink About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Questions, Happiness
“What if I miss? I've wondered, mid-thrust: What if I miss and hit a pelvic bone? I'd sustain major injury to myself and, depending on how hard I thrusted, I might even hurt her!”
— Rich Santos, 14 Things MenThink About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, thrusting, Mistakes, injuries
“We know women imagine other people during sex. So do guys. While I'm screaming her name, I may well be thinking of her hot sister, her best friend, my third-grade teacher, Smurfette...”
— Rich Santos, 14 Things MenThink About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, fantasizing, other women
“'Was that a good moan or a bad moan? I honestly can’t tell if she’s loving this or just wanting it to be over right now.'”
— Rob Fee, 12 Things Guys Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, moaning, Confusion
“'She just finished! Time to go 100mph!!!'”
— Rob Fee, 12 Things Guys Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Female Orgasm, thrusting
“'Make sure you’re hard, but whatever you do, don’t finish yet. Think about something not sexy occasionally but don’t focus on it too long or you’ll lose it completely.'”
— Rob Fee, 12 Things Guys Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, hard, orgasm
“Did I give her a good enough warm-up? The juices have to be flowing. Did she get enough pregame workout? This can't into extra innings when you've already hit your walk-off.”
— Cameron Frye, 15 Things Men Think During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, foreplay, warm-up
“Wait. Did I put the condom on inside-out? Or does that even matter? They're reversible, right?”
— Cameron Frye, 15 Things Men Think During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, condoms, birth control
“Is she... into it? She doesn't look like she's having fun. Better change something up.”
— Cameron Frye, 15 Things Men Think During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Variety, Change
“To avoid the orgasm, guys think about the most awful, unsexy stuff possible. What exactly this entails differs from guy to guy. Personally, I picture a dog crapping.”
— Phil Dotree, What Men Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Turn Off
“During sex, that’s all we’re thinking about, really: How we can make everything better? Because, of course, if it’s better; we’ll naturally get more sex. Yes, that’s right, ladies. Even during sex, guys are basically thinking about how to get more sex.”
— Phil Dotree, What Men Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Sex, practice
“During passionate sex, the conscious mind of a man is pretty much obsessed with feeling everything that’s happening, and enjoying the act as much as possible”
— Phil Dotree, What Men Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Passionate, Feeling, enjoy the moment
“Timing. How long do we leave it until we go for the bum grab (classic first move)? How long until we start running our hand down your stomach? How long do we stay in each position?”
— Oscar Trondheim, 11 Things Men Think About During Foreplay
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Timing, touching
“Reading the signs. One of the great unknowns of foreplay, and indeed sex in general, is what a girl’s reactions mean. Sometimes it feels like when your cat is meowing but it has food and has recently been outside. What does the cat want!? What do those noises mean?! Girls, I guarantee you that there have been times when you thought you were being obvious with your signals but your man felt like you were speaking Chinese.”
— Oscar Trondheim, 11 Things Men Think About During Foreplay
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Signs, moaning, Confusion
“The bra. Joey made it look so easy. Friends, we trusted you. Why did you lie to us? If you go for the two hander you engage in an awkward bear hug. Go for one hand and, while you are a brave man, you also risk looking like a fumbling 15 year old. The single clasp… that’s do-able. The double clasp… game over. Now that you know our fear, maybe give us a helping hand next time.”
— Oscar Trondheim, 11 Things Men Think About During Foreplay
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Bras, Underwear
“Should I laugh at that weird noise or just pretend it didn't happen?”
— Rich Cooper, 21 things guys think about during sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Laughter, embarrassing, awkward
“I shouldn’t have knocked one out earlier.”
— Rich Cooper, 21 things guys think about during sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, masturbation, orgasm
“I’m so unfit it’s not even funny.”
— Rich Cooper, 21 things guys think about during sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, unfit, out of shape
“Should I moan? Moaning is an integral part of any sexual act. Guys are not always very confident about the way they moan.”
— Nidhi Mathew, 6 Important Things Men Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, moaning, Insecure
“Should I talk dirty? Some men talk dirty just because it comes naturally to them, while there are others who do that just to turn their partner on.”
— Nidhi Mathew, 6 Important Things Men Think About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, dirty talk, talking dirty
“When should I bring up birth control? I want to be safe, so I know I have to bring it up at some point.”
— Jillian Kramer, The 5 Surprising Things Real Men Worry About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, birth control, condoms
“Can she tell how much I'm sweating?”
— Jillian Kramer, The 5 Surprising Things Real Men Worry About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, sweating, Sweat, Tired
“How do I measure up? I've definitely found myself worrying about how I stack up against other guys she's been with. Was he bigger? Did he make you feel better?”
— Jilliam Kramer, The 5 Surprising Things Real Men Worry About During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, comparisons, worried
“Was that sound real or fake? Is she faking because she likes me and wants me to keep going or because it's awful and she wants to get it over with?”
— Jason Mustian, 13 Thoughts Every Guy Has Had During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Faking it, Confusion
“Is it weird that I'm super hungry right now?" (This is when you'll start thinking about what leftovers are in your fridge and get totally distracted)”
— Jason Mustian, 13 Thoughts Every Guy Has Had During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Hungry, food, Distractions
“(30 seconds after you finish) "Annnnd I'm falling asleep.”
— Jason Mustian, 13 Thoughts Every Guy Has Had During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Sleeping, Tired
“That you look even better than he imagined you would. Your clothes hide certain curves and other, um, attributes that he’ll be seeing for the first time. No matter how much a guy has imagined what you look like, the real you is sure to be even better, and he’ll appreciate that”
— Sally Murphy, What He’s Thinking the First Time He Sees You Naked - 29Secrets
Tagged: thoughts during sex, beauty, compliments