Jeff Isy

50 Steamy Quotes That Will Inspire You To Have Sex In A Completely New Place

In a department store dressing room. 
Holly Riordan
September 14, 2016
“At an event. Whether it's a wedding, a sporting event, or a big barbecue, there's something about connecting during a public event that's super hot.”
— Ashley Oerman, 11 Places Where You Need to Have Sex at Some Point in Your Life
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, wedding, sporting event, bbq
“On the beach. It's probably best to lay a towel down on the sand to prevent it from getting into tricky areas. And stick to getting busy on land, since salt water can really dry out the skin in your nether regions.”
— Ashley Oerman, 11 Places Where You Need to Have Sex at Some Point in Your Life
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, beach, Water
“In front of a mirror. Consider this the easiest sex tweak ever.”
— Ashley Oerman, 11 Places Where You Need to Have Sex at Some Point in Your Life
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, Mirror
“An ATM vestibule. There are so many ATM vestibules in NYC. When it’s after hours, all you need is an ATM card to that bank to swipe into the vestibule.”
— Jackie Stockinger, 11 Public Places in NYC to Get It On
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, atm, New York City
“A hotel bathroom.”
— Jackie Stockinger, 11 Public Places in NYC to Get It On
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, hotel, bathroom
“A park. It’s basically the easiest spot for a quick bang whether you come prepared (and by that we mean blanket) or not.”
— Jackie Stockinger, 11 Public Places in NYC to Get It On
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, park
“The woods. Unlike beaches, the woods aren’t typically associated with blow-your-mind sex, so you arrive with much lower expectations. All you need is a double sleeping bag, a campfire, and the occasional odd animal sound to make you and your sweetie cling to each other.”
— Francesca Castagnol, Best (and Worst!) Places to Get It On
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, Woods, camping
“Finished basement floor. A carpeted basement is soft and soundproof, and it brings back memories of after-school rendezvous. The result: You’ll have the passion of a teen with the wisdom of a woman at her sexual peak!”
— Francesca Castagnol, Best (and Worst!) Places to Get It On
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, basement
“Powder room. Logistics-wise, it works surprisingly well—the compact space allows you and your man to experiment with new positions (like him standing and you sitting on the sink!). And then there’s the sneaking-off factor: Try it at a party—as long as there are no lines—or a relative’s house (extra naughty!).”
— Francesca Castagnol, Best (and Worst!) Places to Get It On
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, bathroom
“Ever get thrown against an elevator wall? Let me tell you, it's hot. Besides the really bad elevator music, the feeling of a private room that's moving is quite a sensation! Just keep in mind, it's best to find a building that isn't super busy so you can pull the emergency stop and not worry about getting caught.”
— Kiley Coleman, 17 Best Places for Spontaneous Sex That'll Get Your Heart Racing ...
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, elevator, apartment
“An intimate experience in a closet is hot depending on the location of the closet. If you are at a party and find a private hide away, go rock each other's worlds. There's an exciting factor to knowing you may get caught. If it's a closet at your own house, skip it. It's less steamy and more creepy.”
— Kiley Coleman, 17 Best Places for Spontaneous Sex That'll Get Your Heart Racing ...
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, closet, party
“I know how cliche this sounds, but weddings are one of the biggest turn ons for girls. It's an open bar, dancing, and a chance to look your best. This is a great chance for even the shiest girl to have an out-of-the-box experience with her partner. Keep in mind, going commando isn't the worst idea either.”
— Kiley Coleman, 17 Best Places for Spontaneous Sex That'll Get Your Heart Racing ...
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, Weddings
“Your brand new, empty house. Christening your house is a must. And the time when you have nothing more than a mattress on the ground and a lamp in the corner is the perfect time to get it done. Not only do you get the thrill of not having any house baggage just yet (nothing kills the mood like looking up and seeing the stain on the ceiling from your leaking roof that you should have replaced four years ago), but you’ll probably never see it this empty ever again.”
— Kris Norton, 10 Of The Hottest Places To Have Sex
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, House, moving
“In the laundry room. More specifically, on top of the washing machine during the spin cycle. You’re more than welcome to do it on the pile of dirty clothes from the week, if that’s what works for you, but chances are that it won’t be as enjoyable as it will be right on top of the washer. The vibration of the appliance assists in making the grand finale just a little grander.”
— Kris Norton, 10 Of The Hottest Places To Have Sex
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, laundry room, vibration
“In front of a screen. Sometimes, proximity and long distances get in the way of our sex lives. But technology has definitely helped raise the pleasure of old fashioned phone sex. These days, you can text, FaceTime, Skype, or send self-destructing photos back and forth to each other instantly, at any time of the day. So why wouldn’t you be using technology to make your sex life better?”
— Kris Norton, 10 Of The Hottest Places To Have Sex
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, Technology, skype, sexting
“Go to the movies and make your own... Unless your eyesight is the equivalent of Grandpa Cataract's and you enjoy getting headaches from straining your eyes, everyone knows that virtually no one sits in the front row. That's right guys, bring her to the front row, make sure it's a movie she'll abhor, and get your groove on.”
— David Strovny, The Best Places To Have Sex
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, movie theater
“I was obligated to throw a waterbed into the mix because so many readers claim that it should be the world's one-stop shop for bed sex. Why? Well, simply because if you can get the perfect flow and go with the rhythm (against the wave), then it can be absolutely mind (and load) blowing.”
— David Strovny, The Best Places To Have Sex
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, Water, water bed
“What makes sex in a sauna so absolutely, incredibly, mind-blowingly amazing? How about the fact that because you're blocking some oxygen from getting to the brain (via the lack of oxygen), your senses become heightened and thus every thrust, lick and bite is felt in an exaggerated manner. Oh yeah...”
— David Strovny, The Best Places To Have Sex
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, suana, Heat
“In a museum. Find a secluded corner without a guard nearby (usually easy in a museum) or try the rooftop or an elevator. If you’re really daring, you can try to get away with doing it in a dark exhibit like in the cave at a bat exhibit or in a dark dinosaur exhibit. Make sure you ask when the museum’s off-hours are!”
— Sarah Woodstock, Creative Sex Locations
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, museum
“At the library. A school library or public library is a surprisingly erotic place to have sex. The challenge of keeping quiet and ‘not disturbing’ everyone else is intensely exciting.”
— Sarah Woodstock, Creative Sex Locations
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, library
“On the roof. Looking up at the stars with the city sounds all around you. Need I say more? Just remember to bring a blanket in case the roof floor is dirty.”
— Sarah Woodstock, Creative Sex Locations
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, roof
“In the shower. Beware, this one can be a little dangerous. Human bodies are indeed slippery when wet, so make sure you've got a good grip on things — or each other — before you attempt to pull this one off. Try reading up on some tips for effective shower sex before jumping in.”
— Meg Kehoe, 15 Places You Should Have Sex At Least Once
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, shower sex, Water
“In the car. For anybody who grew up in the boondocks, hooking up in the back of a car is probably your favorite pastime. Although not the most comfortable place to get down and dirty, it's definitely worth a spot on this list. Move all seat belts out of the way, and have at it. You'll feel like a teenager again.”
— Meg Kehoe, 15 Places You Should Have Sex At Least Once
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, car sex
“On a plane. Regardless of how cheesy it may seem, join the mile high club. Getting frisky at fifty thousand feet isn't something you're likely for forget.”
— Meg Kehoe, 15 Places You Should Have Sex At Least Once
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, plane, mile high club
“Gym locker room. If you work out together then this is a perfect option for the two of you to explore. After a pumped up workout session and sweat-soaking time in the gym, you would surely want to revel, grab hold of each other, strip, and make love!”
— Sharanya Manola, 8 Fun And Unusual Places To Have Sex That You Might Not Have Tried Before
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, locker room, Fitness, gym
“In your train compartment. Another wacky place to indulge in some good sex is the train compartment. The movement of the train will titillate your senses and play a perfect passion playground for you. So, when are you booking your train tickets, or have you booked them already?”
— Sharanya Manola, 8 Fun And Unusual Places To Have Sex That You Might Not Have Tried Before
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, train, travel
“On a boat. The sounds water will make when it hits against your boat/yacht will arouse you and make it rather a daring lovemaking excursion under the stars.”
— Sharanya Manola, 8 Fun And Unusual Places To Have Sex That You Might Not Have Tried Before
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, boat, Water
“In a department store dressing room.”
— Amelia McDonell-Parry, 30 Places To Do It Before You’re 30
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, changing room, mall, Shopping
“On a grand piano (à la Pretty Woman).”
— Amelia McDonell-Parry, 30 Places To Do It Before You’re 30
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, piano, pretty woman, Movies
“On a bear skin rug (bonus: in front of a roaring fire).”
— Amelia McDonell-Parry, 30 Places To Do It Before You’re 30
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, rug, floor