“This is my apartment. These are my sheets. That's my nightstand.”— Leslie Dixon, Peter Tolan, Marc Lévy, Dr. Elizabeth Masterson, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“I can love you without that apartment, but I can't love a jellyfish.”— Matthew Weiner, Sophie, Louise Bourgoin, imdb.com
“I don’t have my apartment anymore. You have my apartment. You have a lot of my things, actually. You’re welcome.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“When a terrorist builds a secret passageway into your apartment and frames you for mass murder, burning a little sage doesn’t really cut it.”— Jake Coburn, Alex Parrish, Priyanka Chopra, imdb.com
“All I know is thank you for getting out of my life because now I have a better roommate and a better apartment and I’m just in a better situation.”— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com
“You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.”— Heidi Montag, imdb.com
“Lassiter: Are you in my apartment? Shawn: Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter.”— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“I joked about how bad our apartment building's foundation was. Even the walls started cracking up.”— user7526, reddit.com
“I’ll ask him to walk me home, because it’s really far, I don’t want to go alone. He’ll obviously recognize this cue, and instead of coming home to me rocking in fetal position with an ‘OMG I don’t even know what happened tonight’ expression, my roommates will come home to see man feet sticking off t…”— Veronica Ruckh, totalsororitymove.com
“Ever get thrown against an elevator wall? Let me tell you, it's hot. Besides the really bad elevator music, the feeling of a private room that's moving is quite a sensation! Just keep in mind, it's best to find a building that isn't super busy so you can pull the emergency stop and not worry about g…”— Kiley Coleman, love.allwomenstalk.com