“Butts are so good, and to capture your own via the trusty lens of a smartphone camera is a true accomplishment.”— Vanessa Pamela, autostraddle.com
“For better or worse, women have had magazine upon magazine (and limitless porn videos) teach us how to sound sexy in bed, and boy oh boy do we understand the value of it. Meanwhile, it’s perfectly acceptable for men to be silent the entire time they’re having sex, but that shouldn’t be the case.”— Sophia Benoit, gq.com
“I would give her dick and bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my dick and a pack of bubblegum and say; chew on this.”— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com
“Of course, you should only send a dick pic to someone who wants to see one (and yours in particular), so make sure you’re sending it with express permission: perhaps in the context of swapping nudes back and forth with a long-distance partner, or because someone you’re newly dating has asked to see…”— Madeleine Holden, huffingtonpost.com
“1st Sext Virgo: My kink is an Excel spreadsheet of your problems Sagittarius: [pic of poem they wrote crying at the beach]”— Astro Poets, twitter.com
“Aside from slips of the tongue, he also ‘accidentally’ sends you sexts. Who does that? Well, if it’s once or twice, it’s barely acceptable. However, his accidental sex-laced messages to what he claims is ‘this woman he’s seeing’ are getting more and more frequent, and he doesn’t even apologize abo…”— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com
“Charge your electronics so you don't get cut off just before you arrive at orgasm central.”— Megan Amirghiasvand, buzzfeed.com
“Compose one long sexy message in your head where you convey your longing for physical intimacy. Be as racy and as detailed as you can be with this message. Now, send this message in parts, or by phrases. Send the first four words through a social media messaging platform such as Facebook or Twitter.…”— Geninna Ariton, lovepanky.com
“Have you ever had a wet dream about me? Be honest… I had one about you this morning.”— Violet Benson, thoughtcatalog.com
“I was looking at my tits in the mirror and thinking about how much better they’d look with your cum on them.”— Adrienne West, thoughtcatalog.com
“I’m stressed. I need you to fuck me until I can’t remember my name.”— Adrienne West, thoughtcatalog.com