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Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?"
Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."”
Mrs jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things can we eat?"
"Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'"”
The note reads, ’Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.’
Mother sends a note back the following day, 'Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem.'”
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."”
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