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Brian Griffin: Same thing that always happens: she was an idiot.”
Peter Griffin: Um... if by 'read' you mean 'imagined a naked lady,' then yes.”
Stewie Griffin: Oh, let me guess, you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! Big shock, a Jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.”
Stewie Griffin: Why you tottering fen sucked dewberry, I'm going to find something to strike you with, excuse me.”
Lois Griffin: Sweetheart, we all know you don't have any stuff to do.”
Stewie Griffin: Aren't you a little old to be wearing braces?”
Brian Griffin: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?”
Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!”
Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.”
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli! Damn you! And damn the Wright Brothers!”
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