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She summed up my entire life.”
Me: I make the rules, not the calendar.
Me: Mom said it was okay.”
Me: Looks like that’s going to take some arm strength.
5: I’ll ask Mom.”
Me: You don't believe in Santa.
5: He doesn't know that.”
Me: You can't do that all day.
7: I can do it all week.”
5-year-old: You made her mad.
Me: A break from what? You're not doing anything.
7: It's exhausting.”
Me: That happens.
5: I think I can time travel.”
Me: If I don't, nobody will.
7: Isn’t that better?”
Me: Why not?
That makes complete sense to me.”
Me: Pigs don't wear shoes.
5: *has a million dollar business idea*”
7-year-old: If you get too hydrated, you'll explode.
5: *spits it all out*”
Me: Who's there?
Me: That's not a good joke.
5: Neither are yours.”
5-year-old: A store made the beds. You just put blankets on them.”
Me: But if you don't get dressed, you can't leave the house.
My God. She has it all figured out.”
5-year-old: What did they do wrong?”
5-year-old: I'm hungry and not hungry.
I understand completely.”
Me: What's wrong?
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