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Quotes tagged “Headache”

“Ed: What happened to your hand, man?

Pete: I got mugged on the way home.

Ed: By who?

Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me.

Ed: Why’d they bite you?

Pete: I don’t know, I didn’t stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn’t helping. And the front door is open...AGAIN!

Ed: It’s not hip-hop, it’s electro. Prick...next time I see him, he’s dead.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Hip-Hop, electro, Crackheads, Headache
“My head feels like twenty pounds of Silly Putty. Next time we go playin’ together try not to make me your landing pad, please.”
— Bill Maxwell, The Greatest American Hero, Season 1: The Greatest American Hero
Tagged: Headache
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I'd still never give you nothing more then a headache.”
— Marie Laveau, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Boy Parts
Tagged: unicorn, Money, Headache
“It feels like Metallica's rehearsing in my head.”
— Simon Lewis, Shadowhunters, Season 2: A Problem of Memory
Tagged: Simile Examples, Metallica, Headache, rehearsing, Head
“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me!

Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”
— Pam (voice), Archer, Archer Season 2: Tragical History
Tagged: Pool Balls, hurt, Pain, Pounding, Headache, sweating, Alcohol, Hungover
“Before I had been half an hour home the toothache returned with all its violence. I resolved to have it out early in the morning; but how to get through the night was the first question. The application of pepper and brandy occurred to me. I applied it, and was relieved in ten minutes; but still there is a growling and menacing which alarms me. The opium, too, has brought on a headache.”
— Aaron Burr, The Private Journal of Aaron Burr
Tagged: Toothache, Violence, Pepper and Brandy, Opium, Headache
“Doctor: How's your headache? Husband: She's out of town.”
— RoHu_, Doctor: How's your headache?
Tagged: Headache, Out of town

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