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Pay-per-view is great because I can go on there and do exactly what I would love to do. I can fuck a sheep.
—
Howard Stern
,
Howard Stern: The Rolling Stone Interview
Pay-Per-View
Sheep
Fuck
Bestiality
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Later that evening, Hunter Thompson kicked me. I had no idea who he was. He was in the kitchen, trying to smoke opium. I watched as he sucked the life out of what looked like a Tootsie Roll. It seemed like a lot of effort, almost funny—until he leapt up from the table and kicked me. 'What the fuck is your story? 'I said. He cursed me out with a string of colorful words that caused me to stop and stare even more intensely, not out of fear or anger but rather amazement at his vocabulary. That was when someone mentioned that he was the famous gonzo journalist and warned it was best not to rile him up any more because he carried a gun and didn’t hesitate to pull it out and start shooting.
—
Penny Marshall
,
My Mother Was Nuts
Hunter S. Thompson
Gonzo
Fear
Anger
Fuck
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That’s not a bad word. ‘Hate’ and ‘war’ are bad words. ‘Fuck’ isn’t.
—
Judy Blume
,
Forever . . . (Richard Jackson Book)
bad words
profanities
Fuck
Hate
War
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Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.
—
Demon (voice)
(Mercedes McCambridge)
,
The Exorcist
devil
Exorcism
masturbation
Fuck
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
—
Jesus Quintana
(John Turturro)
,
The Big Lebowski
Fuck
jesus
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Goddamn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
—
Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
(Jeff Bridges)
,
The Big Lebowski
Goddamn
Shit
Fuck
Vietnam
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Blond Treehorn Thug
:
[holding up a bowling ball]
What the fuck is this?
Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
: Obviously you're not a golfer.
—
Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
(Jeff Bridges)
,
The Big Lebowski
bowling ball
Golf
Fuck
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I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!
—
Tony Montana
(Al Pacino)
,
Scarface
Confidence
Fuck
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The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
—
Marsellus Wallace
(Ving Rhames)
,
Pulp Fiction
take a dive
Sting
Pride
Fuck
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I've been doing my research. I'm taking care of this. Nobody comes in my house, fucks with my girlfriend, and gets away with it.
—
Micah
(Micah Sloat)
,
Paranormal Activity
Research
Revenge
Fuck
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Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!
—
Billy Mack
(Bill Nighy)
,
Love Actually
Christmas
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Shit
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It was just a fuck. I've given more affection in a handshake.
—
Clancy Sigal
,
Diane Lake
,
Gregory Nava
and
Anna Thomas
,
Frida
Fuck
affection
Handshake
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I could fuck this ice box, I love it so much.
—
Dickie Greenleaf
(Jude Law)
,
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Fuck
ice box
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Freddie Miles
: Oh God! Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?
Dickie Greenleaf
: Just once?
Freddie Miles
: Absolutely, once. Ciao.
Dickie Greenleaf
: Tom Ripley. Freddie Miles.
Freddie Miles
: I mean, hey, if I'm late think what her husband's saying.
Dickie Greenleaf
: You look gorgeous.
Freddie Miles
: As always.
—
Dickie Greenleaf
(Jude Law)
,
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Fuck
Manwhore
skirt chaser
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Tom Ripley
: First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious.
Dickie Greenleaf
: What evening?
Tom Ripley
: Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat while we all have to listen. Which was excruciating, by the way! And you follow your cock around and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. What is it, Dickie? What do you actually play?
Dickie Greenleaf
: Who are you? Huh? Some third class mooch? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you right now. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps.
[enraged by his on-the-fly suspicions]
Dickie Greenleaf
: You give me the creeps!
—
Tom Ripley
(Matt Damon)
,
The Talented Mr. Ripley
mooch
forgiveness
Cock
Fuck
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Jack Torrance
: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?
Wendy
Torrance: Yeah.
Jack Torrance
: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing [types] or whether you
don't
hear me typing, or whatever the
fuck
you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working,
that
means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
Wendy Torrance
: Yeah.
Jack Torrance
: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck out of here? Hm?
—
Jack Torrance
(Jack Nicholson)
,
The Shining
typing
Work
interruptions
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Stacks Edwards
: What time is it?
Tommy DeVito
: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.
Stacks Edwards
: Be ready in a minute.
Tommy DeVito
: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral.
[shoots him]
—
Tommy DeVito
(Joe Pesci)
,
GoodFellas
Fuck
Murder
funeral
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Jimmy Conway
: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What—what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito
: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?
Jimmy Conway
: I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?
Henry Hill
: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito
: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
Jimmy Conway
: You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.
Tommy DeVito
: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
—
Tommy DeVito
(Joe Pesci)
,
GoodFellas
Fuck
Stupid
Bastard
digging holes
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Tommy DeVito
: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts
: What?
Tommy DeVit
o: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts
: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito
: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts
: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito
: I'm sorry, too. It's OK. No problem.
Billy Batts
: OK, salud.
[takes a drink]
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito
: Motherfuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Billy Batts
:
[taunting]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
Tommy DeVito
: Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button! You motherfuck...Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here!
[leaves]
—
Tommy DeVito
(Joe Pesci)
,
GoodFellas
Fuck
foney
Stuttering
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Henry Hill
: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito
: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill
: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito
: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill
: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's...funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito
:
[it becomes quiet]
Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile
: Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito
: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill
: Jus...
Tommy DeVito
: What?
Henry Hill
: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito
: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked-up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill
: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito
: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill
:
[long pause]
Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito
:
[everyone laughs]
Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
—
Tommy DeVito
(Joe Pesci)
,
GoodFellas
Fuck
foney
Stuttering
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Firewater: The melody came to me one night when I was getting super, super, SUPER baked. Like fuck-a-guy, baked. You know what I'm saying?
[Frank shakes his head no]
Yeah, he does. The song had a great hook and it caught on, I mean, you know... In time, everyone accepted this false truth. But over the years, things started to get a little...fucky.
[flashbacks]
The aisles started changing my verses to support their own views, fucking with Twink's tight-ass lyrics, remixing my shit without my permish... Now, every morning when I hear that song, I'm like, 'What the fuck are you guys saying, hey? Wasn't there a part today about exterminating juice? I didn't write that shit, I love juice. Always have, I mean, juice are hilarious. Who the fuck do these guys think they are?'
[back to present]
Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth: that they get brutally devoured.
—
Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice)
(Bill Hader)
,
Sausage Party
Distraction
devoured
Fuck
Extermination
juiceicide
Baked
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Douche
: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right?
Juice Box
: Dying...so cold...
Douche
:
[notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea]
Uh-oh. Light bulb.
Light Bulb
: Yes?
Douche
: No. Not fucking you, dummy.
—
Douche (voice)
(Nick Kroll)
,
Sausage Party
Dummy
Fuck
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Druggie
:
[drugged, seeing the food alive]
Mr. Sausage, when will it end?
Beer Can
: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice
: Yeah!
Cookies
: And stops eating us!
Sandwich
: Same here!
Pop Tart
: Fuck yeah!
Toilet Paper
: And when he stops using us!
Krinkler's Chips
: What did they do to you?
Toilet Paper
:
[nervously backs away]
You don't wanna fuckin' know!
—
Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice)
(Conrad Vernon)
,
Sausage Party
Fuck
eating
Cannibalism
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Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.
—
Cock-Knocker
(Mark Hamill)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Fuck
Jedi
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Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
—
Holden McNeil/Himself
(Ben Affleck)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Fuck
Anal Rape
stupid asses
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Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, 'When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl? Fuck! When, Lord when? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?'
—
Holden McNeil/Himself
(Ben Affleck)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Grow Up
Dick Jokes
weed jokes
Fart Jokes
Fuck
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Holden
: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay
: What buzz?
Holden
: The Internet buzz.
Jay
: What the fuck is the Internet?
Holden
: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
—
Jay
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Internet
buzz
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Bitch
Pornography
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Officer Smy
: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom!
Ursula
: What about the piece stuck to your shoe?
Officer Smy
: What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe?
[Looks down]
Officer Smy
: SHIT!
Ursula
: [Stifles a laugh]
Officer Smy
: You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
Ursula
: Oh why... did you want me to wipe your ass?
Officer Smy
:
[Flustered]
That's not what I meant!
[With a pompous gesture]
Well around MY house, my wife knows to refill the TP.
Ursula
: I'm not your wife, Smy.
Officer Smy
: No, and if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
Ursula
: Oooooooh.
—
Local Officer Smy
(Michael Weaver)
,
Super Troopers
Toilet Paper
Shit
Fuck
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Sebastian
: Fuck them!
Mia
:
[mildly amused]
That's what you always say.
—
Sebastian Wilder
(Ryan Gosling)
,
La La Land
Fuck
amused
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PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?
—
Michael Bolton
(David Herman)
,
Office Space
Fuck
techspeak
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[from trailer]
Your time's up, you dumb fuck.
—
Nathan Summers / Cable
(Josh Brolin)
,
Deadpool 2
Time's Up
dumb
Fuck
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Michael Corleone
: If someone is going around this city saying, 'Fuck Michael Corleone,' what do we do with a piece of shit like that? He's a fuckin' dog.
Joey Zasa
: Yes, it's true. If someone were to say such a thing, they would not be a friend. They would be a dog.
—
Don Michael Corleone
(Al Pacino)
,
The Godfather: Part III
Fuck
dog
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Altobello, you FUCK! You deceitful old fuck!
—
Don Michael Corleone
(Al Pacino)
,
The Godfather: Part III
Deceitful
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If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.
—
Angela Hayes
(Mena Suvari)
,
American Beauty
Fuck
model
Attractive
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Blazanov
: Fuck confidentiality of communication.
Al Swearengen
: Why not fuck a woman instead?
Blazanov
: Hope to, eventually.
—
Al Swearengen
(Ian McShane)
,
Deadwood
,
Season 3
:
Unauthorized Cinnamon
Fuck
Communication
Confidentiality
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Tony Soprano
: I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk, and you loved it.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi
: Well you threw that at me like a rock.
—
Tony Soprano
(James Gandolfini)
,
The Sopranos
,
Season 2
:
Funhouse
Dreams
dirty
dirty dreams
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Issa:
Trying to fuck is hard.
Molly:
No it's not. It's like riding a bike.
Issa:
Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.
—
Issa Dee
(Issa Rae)
,
Insecure
,
Season 2
:
Hella Open
Sex
Fuck
hook ups
bike
humor
joke
Friends
Girl Talk
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Fuck feeling feelings.
—
Issa Dee
(Issa Rae)
,
Insecure
,
Season 2
:
Hella Open
Feelings
Feeling
emotions
explicit
Fuck
swearing
Relationships
hook ups
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Molly:
You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog.
Issa:
That’s not the saying. Or any saying.
—
Issa Dee
(Issa Rae)
,
Insecure
,
Season 1
:
Messy as F**k
Fuck
Sex
Frogs
Prince Charming
saying
Adage
humor
Relationships
Dating
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Minna Häkkinen
: I would like you to understand that in my country, politics is a lot more honest.
Selina Meyer
: In your country, people fuck snow. And I hope you understand that I say that with the utmost respect.
—
Selina Meyer
(Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
,
Veep
,
Season 3
:
Detroit
fucking snow
Fuck
Politics
Honesty
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Brianna:
Just admit it! Admit that you are not a perfect person. Own up to the fact that you fucked someone else while you were married to Daddy. Just like a million other bored housewives.
Claire:
I was not bored! And what Jamie and I had was a hell of a lot more than fucking! He was the love of my life!
—
Claire Randall
(Caitriona Balfe)
,
Outlander
,
Book Two
:
Dragonfly in Amber
Fuck
Sex
NSFW
Cheating
Marriage
Love
housewife
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Kyle
:
[speaking to aliens]
V-Visitors? This morning you took my brother, Ike.
[sad, dramatic music begins playing]
He's a little freckled kid that looks like a football. At first, I was happy you took him away, but I've learned something today: That having a little brother is a pretty special thing. Aw, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have to give my brother back to me...it sure would make my life brighter again.
[turns back to aliens]
Stan
: That was beautiful, dude.
Kyle
: Did it work?
Stan
: No. They're leaving.
Kyle
: Hey, you scrawny-eyed shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!
Stan
: Whoa, dude!
Kyle
: You know what you fuckers like?! You like to beep and beep and beep and beep and beep and beep!
Stan
: Hey, Wendy, what's a fuck?
—
Eric Cartman
(Trey Parker)
,
South Park
,
Season 1
:
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
family members
Aliens
Loss
Fuck
fuckers
fucking asshole
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Shut the fuck up. Let me die in peace.
—
Mike Ehrmantraut
(Jonathan Banks)
,
Breaking Bad
,
Season 5
:
Say My Name
shut up
Fuck
Shut the Fuck Up
Peace
Die in Peace
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You want me to complain? Alright then, Fuck this. Fuck you; fuck all of you and your sniveling self-pity, and fuck all your lousy parents. Fuck my lousy parents while were at it. Fuck my selfish, bohemian sister and her fucking bliss. Fuck my legless grandmother. Fuck my dead husband, and my lousy children with their nasty little secrets. And fuck you Robby for dragging me to this terrible place and not letting me have a Snickers bar. I'm going to get something to eat!
—
Ruth Fisher
(Frances Conroy)
,
Six Feet Under
,
Season 2
:
The Plan
snickers
Complain
Fuck
Self-Pity
Bohemian
Children
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It's the performance of your life. Don't fuck it up.
—
Courtney A. Kemp
,
Power
,
Season 4
:
When I Get Out
Performance
pressure
Fuck
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Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick.
Mickey: What are you talkin' about?
Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron.
Mickey: So what? He didn't fuck my boy, he fucked someone else’s.
—
Ray Donovan
(Liev Schreiber)
,
Ray Donovan
,
Season 1
:
Twerk
Anti-Catholic
Pedophile Priests
Fuck
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Volcheck: Please forgive me, but I really wanna fuck you. Tonight.
Donna: Really sweetie? Cause I really wanna fuck you, too.
—
Donna Cochran
(Sherilyn Fenn)
,
Ray Donovan
,
Season 2
:
Viagra
Fuck
True Conessions
Desire
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I don’t give a fuck about the line. We lost.
—
Russell Westbrook
,
Russell Westbrook’s top 11 postgame interview moments
Betting
Losing
Fuck
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I’m an honest man, my mama told me never put it on the lotto and
I work for everything I get that is my motto, fam
so when I die, these bitches still can fuck my hologram, god damn.
—
Mac Miller
and
Lil B
,
Time Flies (feat. Lil B)
(GO :OD AM)
Hip-Hop
honest
mama
Fam
Hologram
Bitches
Fuck
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Clay Jensen
: It’s Justin Foley and Zach Dempsey, star basketball players here at Liberty High. Hey, Justin, where’s my bike? Justin stole my bike.
Justin Foley
: What the fuck? What are you doing?
Clay Jensen
: I’m giving our new foreign exchange students a tour. Figured they should know who owns the school, right, you guys?
—
Clay Jensen
(Dylan Minnette)
,
13 Reasons Why
,
Season 1
:
Tape 4, Side A
Fuck
What the Fuck
Exchange Students
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Clay Jensen
: I need to throw up. I don't have anything to throw up.
Tony Padilla
: You need some food.
Clay Jensen
: So I can throw it up?
Tony Padilla
: So you can settle the fuck down.
—
Clay Jensen
(Dylan Minnette)
,
13 Reasons Why
,
Season 1
:
Tape 6, Side A
Throwing Up
Vomiting
Fuck
settle
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Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
—
Veronica Sawyer
(Winona Ryder)
,
Heathers
dear diary
Real Life
losers
Eagles
Fuck
fly
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They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.
—
Heather Chandler
(Kim Walker)
,
Heathers
Friend
Fuck
worship
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
—
Heather Chandler
(Kim Walker)
,
Heathers
Fuck
gently
Chainsaw
Mother Teresa
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Listen to me, you fuck. You did a lot of shit here. You played a lot of fucking cards. And you made a lot of fucking people do a lot of fucking things they didn't want to do. This is true. We both know this is true. You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this. Fuck if everybody in CID doesn't know it. But fuck if I'm gonna stand here and say you did a single fucking thing to get a police shot. You did not do this, you fucking hear me? This is not on you.
[McNulty nods]
No it isn't, asshole. Believe it or not, everything isn't about you. And the motherfucker saying this, he hates your guts, McNulty. So you know if it was on you, I'd be the son of a bitch to say so. Shit went bad. She took two for the company. That's the only lesson here.
—
Major William A. Rawls
(John Doman)
,
The Wire
,
Season 1
:
The Hunt
Shit
Fuck
asshole
Gaping Asshole
Motherfucker
Threats
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Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?
—
Gordon Ramsay
,
Gordon Ramsay: 'I was a crazy psycho'
Arsehole
Fuck
Piss
Fucking
Donkey
fuck off
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I only fuck 12s, unless I’m drunk, then maybe I fuck a 10.
—
Dan Bilzerian
,
via twitter.com
Fuck
1-10
Drunk
bragging
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I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
—
Unknown
,
50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)
Fuck
Fuck Yourself
FU
Go Fuck Yourself
cruel
unusual
punishment
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You just can't help yourself, can you? You just have to fuck everyone for yourself.
—
Laura
(Tara Lynne Barr)
,
Casual
,
Season 1
:
Dave
Promiscuity
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I find that the best place to keep a spare condom is in my wallet, because that's where EA keeps trying to fuck me.
—
TheOlRedditWhileIPoo
,
I find that the best place to keep a spare condom is in my wallet
find
best
Place
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condom
wallet
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That's not a bad word...hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't.
—
Judy Blume
,
Forever
bad word
hate and war
bad words
Hate
War
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fuck isn't a bad word
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FUCK. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse of you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world.
—
Mark Z. Danielewski
,
House of Leaves
Curse Words
Prayers
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These days the only thing that gets me outside is when I say: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
—
Mark Z. Danielewski
,
House of Leaves
Depression
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upset
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