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Thor Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Lucas: It could contaminate the water.

Thor: We can throw it in the forest.

Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: water supply, Forest, sex drug, Fox, Squirrel, Fuck
“Max: Nobody even kissed.

Thor: Well not in their mouths, at least.”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: kiss, french kiss
“Hannah: This is what happens when you don't respect women.

Lucas: I respect women. My mom's my best friend!

Thor: What about me?”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: Women, respect women, Best friend, Gender Identity
“Officer Sacks: What do you have in your pants?

Thor: My penis?

Officer Sacks: Pull it out.

Thor: I also have a big dick.”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: penis, Big Dick
“Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: sippy cup, Juice Box, Fucking
“Thor: Look what I found at school today.

Lucas: What is it?

Thor: I have no idea.

Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: tampon, buttholes, Contraception
“Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.

Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.

Max: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit! Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.

Annabelle: Hi.

Max: Oh, my god!

Thor: What the fuck?

Annabelle: Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.

Thor: Mom!”
— Thor, Good Boys
Tagged: sixth grade, Cocaine, Dateline, little shit, What the Fuck
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