Dr. Jason Seaver: [after catching his kids having a party] Carol, what was going on in there that you couldn't hear what was happening out here?

Carol Seaver: Dad, I don't like what you're implying!
[Carol leaves until Mike and Jason see sawdust handprints behind her black skirt]

Dr. Jason Seaver: STOP!

Carol Seaver: [freeze and pauses for a moment] What?

Dr. Jason Seaver: What is on your backside?

Mike Seaver: Carol, looks to me like your butt's got a big mouth.

Carol Seaver: [chuckles in disbelief] Oh, you think these are Frank's, dad? Dad, they're mine. I mean—well, I was just talking to him and standing like this.
[Carol puts her hands behind her trying to play it off]

Mike Seaver: Good, Carol, and dad was worried you were hot for the guy.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Well, I think maybe it's time I had a word with Frank—maybe MORE than a word.

Carol Seaver: Daddy, please!
[Jason opens the door to his office purposely knocking Frank off the ladder to the floor]

Dr. Jason Seaver: And another thing: YOU'RE FIRED.”
Tagged: party, busted, Guilt, Fired

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