“Dr. Jason Seaver: [as he is on the phone] Hello, this is—It's a recording. Sexual Fantasies? Mike Seaver: [Amused] Yeah? Dr. Jason Seaver: Yeah, Mike.”Tagged: phone recordings, Sexual Fantasies
“Day-o. Day-ay-ay-o. Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o. Daylight come and me wan' go home. I work all day when the work is done. Daylight come and me wan' go home. I cook the steak 'til the steak is done. Daylight come and me wan' go…”Tagged: Banana Boat Song
“Dr. Jason Seaver: [Walking into the living room to turn off the TV] Mike, didn't you put your hand over your heart and promise to do your homework? Mike Seaver: Dad, I will. Dr. Jason Seaver: Well what do we have to do, pay you to do it? Mike Seaver: You know, I think you're on to something here,…”Tagged: homework, Bribery
“Maggie Malone Seaver: Four pages that are typed. Dr. Jason Seaver: Researched. Maggie Malone Seaver: Footnoted. Dr. Jason Seaver: With bibliography. Maggie Malone Seaver: That you should have been working on for four weeks. Dr. Jason Seaver: And it is due tomorrow. And... Maggie Malone Seaver:…”Tagged: term papers, Research, Graduation
“Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way, Ben. Ben Seaver: Has this been physically cleared by mom? Dr. Jason Seaver: It has. Yes. Ben Seaver: You've got something on paper? Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way.”Tagged: on paper, get out of my way
“Jason: [Mike wants to go to California to see Melina] But Mike, airfare to California is very expensive. Mike: I know dad, but Carol is lending me the money. Jason: Oh, get outta town! Mike: OK, thanks dad, bye!”Tagged: airfare, loans, California
“Dr. Jason Seaver: [after catching his kids having a party] Carol, what was going on in there that you couldn't hear what was happening out here? Carol Seaver: Dad, I don't like what you're implying! [Carol leaves until Mike and Jason see sawdust handprints behind her black skirt] Dr. Jason Seaver:…”Tagged: party, busted, Guilt, Fired