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Smithers:
People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns:
Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers:
If you did it, Sir?
—
Waylon Smithers
(Harry Shearer)
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The Simpsons
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Season 3
:
Dog of Death
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The Simpsons
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:
Dog of Death
Screenplay by
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