Quotes tagged ‘Crotch’

“Brian: Stephen, your 'motor-mouth' disease, does it affect, um... Stephen Hawking: What? Brian: [Gesturing towards his crotch] Uh, everything? Stephen Hawking: What? No. Different system. Automatic. Brian: Are you serious? Well that's pretty wonderful isn't it? Well it certainly explains a lot about…”

— Anthony McCarten, Stephen Hawking, Eddie Redmayne, imdb.com

“Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, Sir?”

— John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

“Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Bart: Uh, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch? Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?”

— George Meyer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Daniel Desario, James Franco, imdb.com

“Now, a question of etiquette—as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?”

— Chuck Pahlaniuk, Tyler Durden, Brad Pitt, amazon.com

“Side note: What is that crotch pad for? Is it to protect the vagina from the impact of a big wave? Or maybe to have a stronger barrier between vagina and sand? I can imagine how uncomfortable a sandy vagina is. Almost as uncomfortable as when sand would get in my loose under-boob skin. See, women, I…”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

“He keeps putting his hands in his pockets, or in the general vicinity of his crotch. He either has some kind of rash, or he’s trying to draw your attention to his package. There’s only one reason for that.”

— Courtney Hardwick, bolde.com

“Women imagine that when he adjusts his manhood (think Michael Jackson) it is a clear sign that he is uncomfortably at attention and in the mood.”

— Eric J. Leech, californiapsychics.com