Issa: Some other day, some shit went down —
Kelli: Girl, did he hit you?
Issa: What? No.
Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car?
Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first.
Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, like, really rough patch —
Kelli: You're pregnant. I knew it.
Issa: I'm not pregnant, okay? It's fine, don't even trip.
Kelli: Then why you get me all upset for no reason?
Issa: I'm sorry for making this about me.
Kelly: Yeah, make it about — it's my birthday. It'll be about you if you get hit or have a baby.
Issa: Do you listen to yourself?
Kelli: All the time. I have a podcast.