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Joe Stillman Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sleepover, manly, Stories, Waffles
“[looking for a certain type of flower]
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: blue flower, red thorns, Color Blind
“Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up
“[Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding] Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”
— Lord Farquaad, Shrek
Tagged: Rude, Uninvited, wedding crashing
“Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Cannibalism
“Butt-head: Face it, Beavis, you have a problem with your penis. Maybe you should wash it or something.

Beavis: Yeah, I'll just…wait, with water? No way, then it'll get all wet.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Tainted Meat
Tagged: Genital Hygiene, penis
“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: stairs, Threats, butt whipping
“Beavis, I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Top O' The Mountain
Tagged: I have been to the mountaintop, it is good
“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back
“Hank Hill: For God's sakes, Bobby, what nationality are you?

Bobby Hill: American.

Hank Hill: Then why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in a movie?

Bobby Hill: Why does it matter?

Hank Hill: That's not the right sort of attitude for you to have. Whatever you do, you should do right, even if it's something wrong.”
— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 1: Keeping Up With Our Joneses
Tagged: Nazi, european spy, American, Attitude
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