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Donkey (voice)

Donkey (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Donkey (voice)

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Total quotes: 6

“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”

— Donkey (voice), Shrek

Tagged: Sleepover, manly, Stories, Waffles

“[looking for a certain type of flower]
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!”

— Donkey (voice), Shrek

Tagged: blue flower, red thorns, Color Blind

“Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”

— Donkey (voice), Shrek

Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up

“Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!”

— Donkey (voice), Shrek

Tagged: Cannibalism

“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”

— Donkey (voice), Shrek

Tagged: stairs, Threats, butt whipping

“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”

— Donkey (voice), Shrek

Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back

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