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Butt-head Quotes
Total quotes: 29
Butt-head
character
Total quotes: 29
“Butt-head: [to McVicker] You just weren't reaching us, dude.
Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
Tagged:
reaching, Double Entendre
“[Beavis and Butt-head walk up to a female police officer who is posing as a prostitute]
Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much?
Officer: Fifty.
Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much?
Officer: Fifty.
Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
Tagged:
undercover cop, prostitution
“Buzzcut: And what about your patent disregard for Beavis! Do you not care a rat's ass for the safety of your closest companion!?
Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
Tagged:
Compassion
“Beavis: M-80s?
Butt-head: Firecrackers?
[Mexican woman shrugs]
Beavis: Fireworks?
[Mexican woman shrugs]
Butt-head: These people are stupid.”
Butt-head: Firecrackers?
[Mexican woman shrugs]
Beavis: Fireworks?
[Mexican woman shrugs]
Butt-head: These people are stupid.”
Tagged:
Firecrackers, Stupid
“Beavis: [sings] Don't wanna fall in mud!
Butt-head: [sings] All I wanna do is sell my blood!
Beavis: What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood?
Butt-head: Just be cool, dude! Don't take their first offer!”
Butt-head: [sings] All I wanna do is sell my blood!
Beavis: What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood?
Butt-head: Just be cool, dude! Don't take their first offer!”
Tagged:
blood drive, Negotiation
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