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Glenn Eichler Quotes

Total quotes: 36
“Hey spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off mine.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Babes R Us
Tagged: masturbation, Spanking the Monkey
“I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: Pierce Me
Tagged: Belly Button, Pierce, Pain
“Yeah. I'm tired of being at a school where the kids just think they're cooler than me. I want to go to one where they're smarter than me also.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: College Bored
Tagged: School, Cooler, Smarter
“Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality!

Daria: You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Cafe Disaffecto
Tagged: Dream, Dream Into Reality, Burst Into Flames
“Jane: So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding.

Daria: Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Big House
Tagged: dull, Grounding, Sad thing
“Daria: You tried to buy my influence with a date?

Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.”
— Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: The New Kid
Tagged: influence, Date, America, Comrade
“Tiffany: I can't believe the t-shirts that shop tried to give us.

Sandi Griffin: Really. The homeless have suffered enough, don't make them wear a cotton/poly blend too!”
— Tiffany Blum-Deckler (voice), Daria, Season 3: The Old and the Beautiful
Tagged: tshirts, homeless, cotton, Sassy
“I can't get the phrase, 'damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains,' out of my head.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 5: The Story of D
Tagged: idiots, Teachers, Brain, Frustration
“Butt-head: Uh…Hey Beavis. I got an idea.

Beavis: Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. [holds up a lighter]”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Comedians
Tagged: Arson
“There now that they're gone let's get down to some real fun, I've rented you boys some movies 'Reptar Come Home,' 'Reptar Redux,' and my personal favorite 'Lonely Space Vixens,' now that's for after you go to bed.”
— Louis Kalhern 'Grandpa' Pickles, Rugrats, Season 2: Family Reunion
Tagged: Movies, Action, Sex, Bed
“We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Malled
Tagged: Hell, hands, Elbows, Saftey
“Daria: It smells like... like...

Jane: Teen spirit?”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: Malled
Tagged: Smells, Teen Spirit, Nirvana
“Helen: You gloss over everything with a cynical joke and no one knows what you really believe in.

Daria: A-ha. So my evil plan is working.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: Write Where it Hurts
Tagged: Cynical Joke, Evil Plan, Belief
“Why, oh why can't she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: The 'F' Word
Tagged: Substance Abuse, normal, Mom
“Judge: You'll need someone who knows the laws, who's familiar with the penal system and—

Beavis: [laughing with Butt-head] She said penal.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Plate Frisbee
Tagged: Penal, Penile, Homonyms
“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: Pinch Sitter
Tagged: Spoon, Legal, Marriage, Hawaii
“Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life?

Daria: Only when I'm awake.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Road Worrier
Tagged: Wasting Your Life, Awake, Napping
“Quinn: Oh my gosh! If I hadn't gotten up at just that second, that would've hit my head.

Daria: Or, something vital.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: Groped by an Angel
Tagged: Sassy, Injury, Head, vital
“Hey Beavis, I hear that if you fill a room with gas, and light a match, all the oxygen, like, disappears, and we'll get a killer buzz!”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Stewart's House
“[while watching a KISS video]

You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: The Butt-Head Experience
“[Watching a Public Image Ltd music video] 

Public Image Ltd.: I could be black, I could be white...
 
Butt-head: You're WHITE.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Customers Suck
“The fatter they are, the fatter they fall.”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Bedpans & Broomsticks
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain!

Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Lab Brats
Tagged: Boyfriend, Jealousy, Brain, Lab Partner, Dating, Sassy
“Dammit! It's my turn to say Dammit!”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Teachings of Don Jake
Tagged: Dammit, Timing, My Turn
“I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: The Daria Hunter
Tagged: mother, paint, shoot, Gun
“Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: Quinn the Brain
Tagged: shallow, Depth, thorough
“Jake: Hey, look at this one! 'Kick-ass I-startup, superjazzed about expansion, seeks visionary dot-com expert for media leadership position.' Where do I sign up?!


Helen: Jake, you don't know a thing about the Internet.”
— Jake Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 5: Sappy Anniversary
Tagged: Jobs, Start Up, Application, Leadership, Internet
“Everybody thinks babies are cute. Well they're not so cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right now! Crapping and puking all over you! They cost a damn fortune to feed and all they do is make your life a misery, just like what you're doing to your parents right now!”
— Coach Buzzcut, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Baby Makes Uh, Three
“Fort Dix? Is that anywhere near fort nuts?”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Be All You Can Be
“I'm gonna get a tattoo of a butt!”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Most Wanted
“Quinn: Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those yuppies.

Daria: Yuppies are from the '80s.

Quinn: So what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?

Daria: Trekkies.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: That Was Then, This is Dumb
Tagged: Yuppies, Funny Outfits, Peace, Love, Trekkies
“'Thin Thighs For Your Man.' But I don't like men with thin thighs.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: See Jane Run
Tagged: thighs, thin, Man, Attractive
“Sergeant: I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix.

Butt-head: Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?”
— Butt-head, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Be All You Can Be
Tagged: Fort Dix, Ammo, Guns, Grenades, army
“Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.

Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: The Daria Hunter
Tagged: high school, Education, Combat, Students, Guns
“[watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block]

Butt-Head: This video needs, like, more explosions and close-ups of butts.

Beavis: Yeah. They should have somebody come out and start kicking these guys. That would be cool.”
— Beavis & Butthead, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Sick
“[Tom Jones is on TV]

Butt-Head: Prince sure is old!

Beavis: Yeah... and he's white!

Butt-Head: Yeah, he has that disease. Like Michael Jackson.

Beavis: Yeah, he got it from Prince.”
— Beavis & Butthead, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Stewart's House
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