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Rugrats Quotes

“Chuckie: [after Phil and Lil knock his rock collection on the ground] Look! Now they're all on the ground!

Phil: [whispered to Lil] Didn't they *used* to be on the ground?”
— Chuckie Finster (voice), Rugrats, Season 6: Chuckie Collects
Tagged: Rocks, Sassy, Comeback
“Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.”
— Angelica Pickles, Rugrats, Season 6: Chuckerfly
Tagged: plastic surgery, Beautiful, Vain, Forever Young
“Chuckie: My tummy hurts.

Tommy: Wow! The vaccuum ate up all those leaves!

Lil: I'll bet the vaccuum's tummy hurts too.”
— Chuckie Finster (voice), Rugrats, Season 5: Autumn Leaves
Tagged: tummy, Leaves, Vaccuum
“If you turn into a bug first, I'm gonna eat you.”
— Phil DeVille, Rugrats, Season 4: Radio Daze
Tagged: Bug, Eat, Eating Bugs, Gross
“These are the books our forefathers read, and our five-fathers and our six-fathers and I'm not stoppin' now.”
— Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, Season 4: Chanukah
Tagged: Forefathers, Determination, Legacy
“I know it's kinda early to be thinking about marriage, but hey, I'm gonna be three next year!”
— Chuckie Finster (voice), Rugrats, Season 3: Cradle Attraction
Tagged: Marriage, Three Years Old, Age, Love
“Lil DeVille: Dead means that you go to sleep for a long time.

Phil DeVille: Like forever.”
— Lil DeVille, Rugrats, Season 3: I Remember Melville
Tagged: Death, Dying, Sleeping, Forever
“Tommy: Chuckie, I don't think most babies have your problem.

Chuckie: Really? I thought everybody wet the bed once in a while.

Tommy: Wet the bed? We thought you were talking about something else.

Lil: Yeah, We wet the bed all the time.

Phil: Every chance we get!”
— Lil DeVille, Rugrats, Season 3: The Alien
Tagged: Wet The Bed, Pee, Problem, babies, accident
“Lil DeVille: We like commercials!

Phil DeVille: They're the bestest part!”
— Lil DeVille, Rugrats, Season 3: KidTV
Tagged: Commercials, Best Part, entertaining
“When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce.”
— Angelica Pickles, Rugrats, Season 3: The Blizzard
Tagged: Lemons, Applesauce, hard, Life, Adversity
“Chuckie: Find any nickels?

Tommy: Naw just some old junk!
[points at a 100 dollar bill, a gold watch, and a diamond ring]”
— Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, Season 3: Give And Take
Tagged: Nickles, Valuable, 100 Dollars, gold
“That's the final nail in the coffee!”
— Susie Carmichael (voice), Rugrats, Season 3: Tricycle Thief
Tagged: Final Nail, Coffee, Misspoke
“You Babies are so dumb, I'm suprised you even know which end of the bottle to suck!”
— Angelica Pickles, Rugrats, Season 2: King Ten Pin
Tagged: dumb, bottle, Stupid, Sassy, Diss
“Tommy: This coffee taste like mud!

Chuckie: It is mud.”
— Chuckie Finster (voice), Rugrats, Season 2: A Visit From Lipschitz
Tagged: mud, Coffee, Shock, taste
“There now that they're gone let's get down to some real fun, I've rented you boys some movies 'Reptar Come Home,' 'Reptar Redux,' and my personal favorite 'Lonely Space Vixens,' now that's for after you go to bed.”
— Louis Kalhern 'Grandpa' Pickles, Rugrats, Season 2: Family Reunion
Tagged: Movies, Action, Sex, Bed
“AAAAAAAH! MY DAD'S BEEN DECAFFEINATED!”
— Chuckie Finster (voice), Rugrats, Season 2: No Bones About It
Tagged: Dad, Decaf, upset, Shock
“I'll never fall in love again! At least not until the first grade.”
— Angelica Pickles, Rugrats, Season 2: Angelica's In Love
Tagged: Love, First Grade, Never Fall In Love
“Hoist the Mistelmast! Pull up the Anchor! Swab the Poop deck!”
— Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, Season 2: Toy Palace
Tagged: Anchor, Captain, Poop, Misspoke
“Stu: There's nothing wrong with Tommy.

Didi: How can you say that? Drawing on the walls proves that he cannot find a constructive outlet for his repressed, social anxieties.

Stu: Deed, he's a year old!”
— Stu Pickles, Rugrats, Season 1: Grandpa's Teeth
Tagged: Child, babies, Growing Up, Drawing On Walls, Parenthood
“Sometimes a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.”
— Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, Season 1: Barbeque Story
Tagged: Baby, Determination, Work, Catchphrase, motivation
“Good morning, champ.”
— Stu Pickles, Rugrats, Season 1: Tommy's First Birthday
Tagged: Good Morning, Champ, Fatherhood, Greeting
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