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David X. Cohen

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David X. Cohen Quotes

Total quotes: 4

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David X. Cohen

Birthname

AKA: David Cohen

Birthday: July 13, 1966

Educated At: Harvard University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Film Producer, Screenwriter, Writer

Total quotes: 4

“Judge: You'll need someone who knows the laws, who's familiar with the penal system and—

Beavis: [laughing with Butt-head] She said penal.”

— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Plate Frisbee

Tagged: Penal, Penile, Homonyms

“THAT'S IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am OUT OF HERE!”

— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 7: Lisa the Vegetarian

Tagged: upset, Carnivore, Leaving, Fed up

“Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.”

— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 1: Space Pilot 3000

Tagged: dignity, strip, Naked, Command

“Voice on T.V. Ad: [on T.V.] Imagine yourself, your own finger, luxuriously touched with the new karat gold Cubic Zerconium.

Beavis: [on the phone] hello, yeah, I'd like to order one of those... Pubic... Zercroniums.”

— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Plate Frisbee

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