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Futurama Quotes

“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: The Honking
Tagged: erotic, boobs, Woman
“Bender, your swarthy Latin charm will only get you so far.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 4: Where the Buggalo Roam
Tagged: swarthy, latin, charm, get you so far
“I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 3: Time Keeps On Slippin'
Tagged: Stars, Sky, Love, Note
“The quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: The Luck of the Fryrish
Tagged: Bed, Girl, quick way, Parents
“Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!”
— Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Futurama, Season 2: Raging Bender
Tagged: Good News, taught, toaster, Love
“I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus.”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 2: Fry & the Slurm Factory
Tagged: End, Gunned Down, santa clause
“All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!”
— Guenter, Futurama, Season 2: Mars University
Tagged: Monkey, business school, Suit, moderate, Intelligence
“Why can’t she just drink herself happy like a normal person?”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 2: A Flight to Remember
Tagged: Drink, Happy, normal person, Sassy
“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 1: Hell Is Other Robots
Tagged: party, Hooker, booze, Sassy
“This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I’d like it to be a pleasant one.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 1: My Three Suns
Tagged: galaxy, Terror, pleasant, visit
“In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 1: Love's Labours Lost in Space
Tagged: Game, Chess, pieces, strategy
“Hey, sexy mama… wanna kill all humans?”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 1: I, Roommate
Tagged: Sexy, mama, Kill, humans, Questions
“Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 1: Space Pilot 3000
Tagged: dignity, strip, Naked, Command
“Fry, please try to understand. You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 3: Time Keeps On Slippin'
Tagged: Men, Women, different, Understand
“I don't want to live on this planet anymore.”
— Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Futurama, Season 6: A Clockwork Origin
Tagged: planet, live, upset
“You win again gravity.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: Amazon Women in the Mood
Tagged: Win, gravity
“Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 1: Love's Labours Lost in Space
Tagged: Made it, Woman, inform, Men
“At the risk of sounding negative, no.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 3: The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
Tagged: Risk, Negative Attitude, Saying No
“It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up!”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 3: Parasites Lost
Tagged: Simile Examples, party, Throwing Up, Mouth
“They're like sex, except I'm having them!”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 2: Mother's Day
Tagged: Sex, Simile Examples, Participating
“Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it's you, I'm gonna' need it in advance.”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 2: Put Your Head on My Shoulders
Tagged: fee, Money, Sassy, In advance
“You can't keep boogieing like this. You'll come down with a fever of some sort.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 5: Jurassic Bark
Tagged: Dancing, boogieing, Fever, dance fever, Illness
“Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then.

*Hangs up*

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu. 

Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?”
— Professor Farnsworth, Futurama, Season 1: I, Roommate
Tagged: To Shreds You Say, Someone Has Been Murdered, Worst State of Affairs
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