Susan Harris Quotes

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Susan Harris

Susan Harris

Birthname

Birthday October 28, 1940

Birthplace Mount Vernon, New York, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter, Actor

Spouse Paul Junger Witt

Total quotes (12)

No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

Psychiatrist Institutionalized

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Rose: I never grew a beard!

Sophia: You never grew brains, either!

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

beard Brains insults

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I though I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, ‘What a shame if I die now, I'm too young...and I'm wearing the wrong underwear.’

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Near-Death Experiences Agony

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Blanche: I never had PMS.

Rose: Neither did I, but I had a BMW.

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

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Oh, it is wonderful dating in Miami. All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Miami Dating Cocaine

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Blanche: We cannot have a baby in the house! My sister's coming.

Dorothy: Does she eat them?

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Transplant

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Rose: What a day. One sad person after another.
Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Sadness Comedians Grief Counseling Comebacks

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Dorothy: You know, Ma, you don't look good.
Sophia: I'm short and I'm old. What are you expecting—Princess Di?

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Heart Attack

Aging Princess Di

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Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection.
Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Jewish People jewelry Homonyms

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Rose, he left me 38 years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Golden Girls husbands Divorce Funny

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Sophia: [to Rose] There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Sophia, there's not!
Blanche: [to Rose] Why, you devil, you!
Dorothy: So that was what we heard! Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky!
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.

— Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty), The Golden Girls, Season 1: In A Bed of Rose's

Erotic Fatality Sexual Heart Attack

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Rose: The name Madonna doesn't really fit her.

Sophia: 'Slut' would be better!

Rose: Sophia!

Dorothy: Oh, please, please! She did things on that stage I never did with my husband!

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Madonna Slut Shaming

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Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!

— Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor), All in the Family, Season 3: Edith Flips Her Wig

Psychiatrist crazy Irony

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Bond: [about Tracy] I find her fascinating. But she needs a psychiatrist, not me.

Draco: What she needs is a man...to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!

— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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Why did the accountant see a psychiatrist? He was hearing invoices in his head.

— AussieSceptic, Why did the accountant see a psychiatrist?

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I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices.
He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.

— Waynhim, I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices.

Psychiatrist Professional Help Paranoia Voices

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My psychiatrist told me I have kleptomania. He said if I give him back his pen, he'll write me a prescription.

— wackoclown, My psychiatrist told me I have kleptomania.

Psychiatrist Kleptomania

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These walls are funny. First you hate them, then you get used to them. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s institutionalized.

— Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding (Morgan Freeman), The Shawshank Redemption

Walls Institutionalized Prison recidivism

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Make sure your beard’s at the right length. If it’s too scratchy, the kiss will be more painful than pleasurable for her.

— Holly Riordan, 20 Über Romantic Tips For Giving Her The Fairy Tale Kiss She’s Been Craving

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People think you're gay now, Finn. And do you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!

— Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron), Glee, Season 1: Showmance

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Steve, I would prefer to forego your input since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, unemployed and growing that supremely antisocial beard.

— Terri Baker (Amy Poehler), Are You Here

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My beard.

— Heathen, 11 Men Tell Us Their Favorite Erogenous Zone (That's Not Their Penis)

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That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!

— Anna Breslaw, How Not to Go Down on a Girl

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The point is, Elliot. You're a lot stronger than you used to be. I've changed, too... I have a beard now.

— John 'J.D.' Dorian (Zach Braff), Scrubs, Season 8: My Happy Place

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You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations

Brains Talent Money

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