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Susan Harris Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: Psychiatrist, Institutionalized
“Rose: I never grew a beard!

Sophia: You never grew brains, either!”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: beard, Brains, insults
“Oh, it is wonderful dating in Miami. All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.”
— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement
Tagged: Miami, Dating, Cocaine
“Blanche: We cannot have a baby in the house! My sister's coming.

Dorothy: Does she eat them?”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Transplant
Tagged: Cannibalism
“Blanche: I never had PMS.

Rose: Neither did I, but I had a BMW.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: pms, BMW
“I though I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, ‘What a shame if I die now, I'm too young...and I'm wearing the wrong underwear.’”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Break-In
Tagged: Near-Death Experiences, Agony
“Rose: What a day. One sad person after another.
Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?”
— Rose Nylund, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement
Tagged: Sadness, Comedians, Grief Counseling, Comebacks
“Dorothy: You know, Ma, you don't look good.
Sophia: I'm short and I'm old. What are you expecting—Princess Di?”
— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Heart Attack
Tagged: Aging, Princess Di
“Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection.
Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Break-In
Tagged: Jewish People, jewelry, Homonyms
“Rose, he left me 38 years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.”
— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement
Tagged: Golden Girls, husbands, Divorce, Funny
“Sophia: [to Rose] There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Sophia, there's not!
Blanche: [to Rose] Why, you devil, you!
Dorothy: So that was what we heard! Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky!
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.”
— Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: In A Bed of Rose's
Tagged: Erotic Fatality, Sexual Heart Attack
“Rose: The name Madonna doesn't really fit her.


Sophia: 'Slut' would be better!


Rose: Sophia!


Dorothy: Oh, please, please! She did things on that stage I never did with my husband!”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Break-In
Tagged: Madonna, Slut Shaming
“[Opening Narration] Remember the Tates? Jessica and her husband Chester? Chester's the guy who fools around with everyone but his wife. And poor Jessica, because Chester's been so busy, has taken up with Peter the tennis pro, who in turn has been busy with Jessica's daughter Corrine. Of course, Jessica doesn't know Peter's been busy with Corrine and Chester's been busy with everyone. Jessica just wishes she had gone shopping instead. Remember the DoD Police? Mid-Shift Meanie Michelle has a problems. Being paid to work is not agreeable with her Tae-Bo schedule. Playing too much is another problem Michelle has.. Someone ordered her a knuckle sandwich and that delivery is imminent is the word on the street . Jodie and Burt have a problem, they don't get along either. Michelle and Brandon have a problem, Brandon can't make love to Michelle and she doesn't know why. Geoff has the biggest problem of all, he knows why.”
— Narrator
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