Best Susan Harris Quotes

I though I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, ‘What a shame if I die now, I'm too young...and I'm wearing the wrong underwear.’

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Near-Death Experiences Agony

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Rose: I never grew a beard!

Sophia: You never grew brains, either!

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

beard Brains insults

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No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

Psychiatrist Institutionalized

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Blanche: We cannot have a baby in the house! My sister's coming.

Dorothy: Does she eat them?

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Transplant

Cannibalism

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Blanche: I never had PMS.

Rose: Neither did I, but I had a BMW.

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

pms BMW

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Oh, it is wonderful dating in Miami. All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Miami Dating Cocaine

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Rose: What a day. One sad person after another.
Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Sadness Comedians Grief Counseling Comebacks

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Dorothy: You know, Ma, you don't look good.
Sophia: I'm short and I'm old. What are you expecting—Princess Di?

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Heart Attack

Aging Princess Di

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Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection.
Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Jewish People jewelry Homonyms

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Rose, he left me 38 years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Golden Girls husbands Divorce Funny

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Sophia: [to Rose] There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Sophia, there's not!
Blanche: [to Rose] Why, you devil, you!
Dorothy: So that was what we heard! Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky!
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.

— Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty), The Golden Girls, Season 1: In A Bed of Rose's

Erotic Fatality Sexual Heart Attack

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Rose: The name Madonna doesn't really fit her.

Sophia: 'Slut' would be better!

Rose: Sophia!

Dorothy: Oh, please, please! She did things on that stage I never did with my husband!

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Madonna Slut Shaming

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I though I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, ‘What a shame if I die now, I'm too young...and I'm wearing the wrong underwear.’

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Rose: I never grew a beard!

Sophia: You never grew brains, either!

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

Blanche: We cannot have a baby in the house! My sister's coming.

Dorothy: Does she eat them?

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Transplant

Blanche: I never had PMS.

Rose: Neither did I, but I had a BMW.

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse

Oh, it is wonderful dating in Miami. All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Rose: What a day. One sad person after another.
Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Dorothy: You know, Ma, you don't look good.
Sophia: I'm short and I'm old. What are you expecting—Princess Di?

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Heart Attack

Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection.
Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

Rose, he left me 38 years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.

— Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement

Sophia: [to Rose] There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Sophia, there's not!
Blanche: [to Rose] Why, you devil, you!
Dorothy: So that was what we heard! Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky!
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.

— Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty), The Golden Girls, Season 1: In A Bed of Rose's

Rose: The name Madonna doesn't really fit her.

Sophia: 'Slut' would be better!

Rose: Sophia!

Dorothy: Oh, please, please! She did things on that stage I never did with my husband!

— Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Break-In

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I did not die, and yet I lost life’s breath.

— Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy (The Inferno, The Purgatorio, and The Paradiso)

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