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Rose Nylund Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Rose: Oh, Sophia. I want to explain about last night. When I was a little girl one summer we had a terrible thunderstorm...
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, have I given any indication at all that I care?”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Big Daddy
Tagged: Disinterest, IDGAF, Thunderstorm
“Rose: Oh, Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?

Blanche: I think it's okay as long as you've already had at least three dates.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Whose Face is This, Anyway?
Tagged: Porn, Homemade Porn, Performing, Double Entendres
“Rose: You know, sometimes when people are under pressure, they sleep to escape.

Sophia: Dorothy's father used to do that. Unfortunately it was usually during foreplay.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Diamond in the Rough
Tagged: Sex, Falling Asleep During Sex
“Rose: I wonder why Italian men are so romantic.
Dorothy: It’s the tight pants, Rose.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Competition
Tagged: Italian Men, Tight Pants, Romantic
“Rose: It wasn't a rat! It was a cute little mouse.

Dorothy: Rose, it doesn't wear white gloves and work at Disneyland! We're talking about a rodent!”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Nice and Easy
Tagged: Rats, Rodents
“Rose: I never grew a beard!

Sophia: You never grew brains, either!”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: beard, Brains, insults
“Rose: Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyramids, now we can move this toilet.
Dorothy: Fine. Get me 20,000 Hebrews and I'll have it out of here in no time.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Second Motherhood
Tagged: Egyptians, Toilets, Hebrews, Slave Labor
“Rose: Where are you going?
Dorothy: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Take Him, He's Mine
“I know I look square, but I'm like my father's tractor. I take a while to warm up, but once I get going I can turn your topsoil till the cows come home.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Triangle
Tagged: innuendo, Double Entendre
“Rose: What a day. One sad person after another.
Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?”
— Rose Nylund, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Engagement
Tagged: Sadness, Comedians, Grief Counseling, Comebacks
“Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection.
Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Break-In
Tagged: Jewish People, jewelry, Homonyms
“Rose: The name Madonna doesn't really fit her.


Sophia: 'Slut' would be better!


Rose: Sophia!


Dorothy: Oh, please, please! She did things on that stage I never did with my husband!”
— Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Break-In
Tagged: Madonna, Slut Shaming
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