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Simon Pegg

Simon Pegg


Birthday February 14, 1970

Birthplace Brockworth, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

Educated At University Of Bristol

Nationality United Kingdom

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer

Religion Atheism

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Ed: What’s the plan, then?

Shaun: Right. [cuts to dream sequence] We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip—‘I’m so sorry, Philip’—then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea, and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz’s?

Shaun: Because we do.

Ed: But she dumped you!

Shaun: I have to know if she’s all right!

Ed: Why?

Shaun: Because I love her!

Ed: All right...gayyy...I’m not staying there, though.

Shaun: Why not?

Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.

Shaun: Okay. [cuts to dream sequence again] We take Pete’s car, go round Mum’s, go in, deal with Philip—‘Sorry, Philip!’—grab Mum, go to Liz’s, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea, and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Ed: Perfect!

Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can’t bring her back here.

Ed: Why not?

Shaun: Well, it’s not really safe, is it?

Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.

Shaun: Where’s safe? Where’s familiar?

Ed: Where can I smoke? [Shaun and Ed pause, then slowly make a realization]

Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil—‘Sorry.’—grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?

Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee! [Shaun and Ed clang their weapons together]