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|Birthday:||January 23, 1973|
|Birthplace:||Miami, Florida, United States|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Science Fiction Writer, Film Director, Novelist, Screenwriter|
S. Craig ZahlerBirthname
AKA: Craig Zahler
Birthday: January 23, 1973
Birthplace: Miami, Florida, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Science Fiction Writer, Film Director, Novelist, Screenwriter
Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.”
Anthony Lurasetti: I am until I'm not.”
Anthony Lurasetti: Want me to mail or hand deliver your genius award?”
Brett Ridgeman: I do and it is.”
Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?”
Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.”
Female Cashier: $5,000.
Brett Ridgeman: So they're bulletproof?”
Brett Ridgeman: We're monitoring a suspicious individual to figure out if he has any money he doesn't need.
Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!”
Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt.
[Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one]
Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.”
Anthony Lurasetti: Can't tell.
Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days.
Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated the day men started saying we're pregnant when their wives were.”
Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones, and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of being a communist in the 50s, whether it’s a possibly racist remark made in a private phone call or the indelicate treatment of a minority who sells drugs to children. The entertainment industry, formerly known as the news, needs villains.
Anthony Lurasetti: There's certainly nothing hypocritical about the media handling every perceived intolerance with complete and utter intolerance.”
Mr. Edmington: Sir.
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front.
Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back.
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sure of this response? You seem uncertain.
Mr. Edmington: No, no. I'm quite sure.
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] We will accept this response. Be advised if you are mistaken your testicles will be cut off with this.
[Gray Gloved Robber pulls out a knife]
Mr. Edmington: Please, lets not talk about anything rash.”