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S. Craig Zahler Quotes

Total quotes: 20
“Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat.”
— Mr. Edmington, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Money, Living, Heartbeat
“Henry Johns: Nigga.

Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Nigga
“Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.”
— Biscuit, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Police, Corruption, crooked, oath, Shit, Fuck
“Brett Ridgeman: Are you still in?

Anthony Lurasetti: I am until I'm not.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Dedication, Quitting
“Brett Ridgeman: It's still under construction.

Anthony Lurasetti: Want me to mail or hand deliver your genius award?”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Under Construction, Genius Award, Insult
“You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... we really do need to move.”
— Melanie Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: racist, Liberal, ex-cop, Diversity
“Be sure not to pop his liver, that's the worst smell in the world. Black ones especially.”
— Gray Gloves, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Liver, odor, racism
“Anthony Lurasetti: You're still maintaining that gum is for cows and imbeciles?

Brett Ridgeman: I do and it is.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Chewing Gum, Cows, Imbeciles
“Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key?

Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?”
— Biscuit, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Robbery, rectum, Yo Mama
“Anthony Lurasetti: Best part of a stakeout, other than when it ends is when you're eating.

Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: stakeout, red ants, eating, eating slowly
“I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast.”
— Anthony Lurasetti, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: racist, Martin Luther King Day, i'm not racist
“Brett Ridgeman: [standing among suits in an upscale men's store] How much are these, I don't see a tag?

Female Cashier: $5,000.

Brett Ridgeman: So they're bulletproof?”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: suits, Bulletproof
“Anthony Lurasetti: What are we doing here?

Brett Ridgeman: We're monitoring a suspicious individual to figure out if he has any money he doesn't need.

Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!”
— Anthony Lurasetti, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: stakeout, anchovies
“Brett Ridgeman: I thought Denise cooked.

Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt.

[Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one]

Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: organic food, Guilt, bad breath
“I don't like doing things with so many question marks everywhere.”
— Biscuit, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Uncertainty, question marks
“We have the skills and the right to acquire proper compensation.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: skills, Compensation
“Brett Ridgeman: Is that a guy or a girl singin' that song?

Anthony Lurasetti: Can't tell.

Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days.

Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated the day men started saying we're pregnant when their wives were.”
— Anthony Lurasetti, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Androgyny, gender
“[Commiserating with Lurasetti about his career during a stakeout] For a lot of years I believed that the quality of my work, what we do together, what I did with my previous partners... would get me what I deserved. But I don't politic and I don't change with the times, and it turns out that shit's more important than good honest work. So yesterday, after we stop a massive among of drugs from getting into the school system, we get suspended because we didn't do it politely.”
— Brett Ridgeman, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Politeness, Political Correctness, Drugs
“Brett Ridgeman: Politics like always.

Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones, and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of being a communist in the 50s, whether it’s a possibly racist remark made in a private phone call or the indelicate treatment of a minority who sells drugs to children. The entertainment industry, formerly known as the news, needs villains.

Anthony Lurasetti: There's certainly nothing hypocritical about the media handling every perceived intolerance with complete and utter intolerance.”
— Anthony Lurasetti, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Politics, Cell Phones, Social Justice, Hypocrisy, racist, McCarthyism, intolerance
“Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington.

Mr. Edmington: Sir.

Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front.

Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back.

Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sure of this response? You seem uncertain.

Mr. Edmington: No, no. I'm quite sure.

Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] We will accept this response. Be advised if you are mistaken your testicles will be cut off with this.

[Gray Gloved Robber pulls out a knife]

Mr. Edmington: Please, lets not talk about anything rash.”
— Black Gloves, Dragged Across Concrete
Tagged: Robbery, Rash, testicles
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