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S. Craig Zahler

S. Craig Zahler

Birthname

AKA Craig Zahler

Birthday January 23, 1973

Birthplace Miami, Florida, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Science Fiction Writer, Film Director, Novelist, Screenwriter

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Do not prioritize money over having a heartbeat.

— Mr. Edmington (Fred Melamed), Dragged Across Concrete

Money Living Heartbeat

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Henry Johns: Nigga.

Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

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Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key?

Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Robbery rectum Yo Mama

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Anthony Lurasetti: Best part of a stakeout, other than when it ends is when you're eating.

Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

stakeout red ants eating eating slowly

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You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... we really do need to move.

— Melanie Ridgeman (Laurie Holden), Dragged Across Concrete

racist Liberal ex-cop Diversity

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Brett Ridgeman: It's still under construction.

Anthony Lurasetti: Want me to mail or hand deliver your genius award?

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

Under Construction Genius Award Insult

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Brett Ridgeman: Are you still in?

Anthony Lurasetti: I am until I'm not.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

Dedication Quitting

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Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Police Corruption crooked oath Shit Fuck

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Anthony Lurasetti: You're still maintaining that gum is for cows and imbeciles?

Brett Ridgeman: I do and it is.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

Chewing Gum Cows Imbeciles

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Be sure not to pop his liver, that's the worst smell in the world. Black ones especially.

— Gray Gloves (Matthew MacCaull), Dragged Across Concrete

Liver odor racism

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Brett Ridgeman: [standing among suits in an upscale men's store] How much are these, I don't see a tag?

Female Cashier: $5,000.

Brett Ridgeman: So they're bulletproof?

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

suits Bulletproof

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Anthony Lurasetti: What are we doing here?

Brett Ridgeman: We're monitoring a suspicious individual to figure out if he has any money he doesn't need.

Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!

— Anthony Lurasetti (Vince Vaughn), Dragged Across Concrete

stakeout anchovies

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I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast.

— Anthony Lurasetti (Vince Vaughn), Dragged Across Concrete

racist Martin Luther King Day i'm not racist

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I don't like doing things with so many question marks everywhere.

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Uncertainty question marks

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Brett Ridgeman: I thought Denise cooked.

Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt.

[Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one]

Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

organic food Guilt bad breath

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We have the skills and the right to acquire proper compensation.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

skills Compensation

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Brett Ridgeman: Is that a guy or a girl singin' that song?

Anthony Lurasetti: Can't tell.

Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days.

Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated the day men started saying we're pregnant when their wives were.

— Anthony Lurasetti (Vince Vaughn), Dragged Across Concrete

Androgyny gender

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[Commiserating with Lurasetti about his career during a stakeout] For a lot of years I believed that the quality of my work, what we do together, what I did with my previous partners... would get me what I deserved. But I don't politic and I don't change with the times, and it turns out that shit's more important than good honest work. So yesterday, after we stop a massive among of drugs from getting into the school system, we get suspended because we didn't do it politely.

— Brett Ridgeman (Mel Gibson), Dragged Across Concrete

Politeness Political Correctness Drugs

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Brett Ridgeman: Politics like always.

Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones, and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of being a communist in the 50s, whether it’s a possibly racist remark made in a private phone call or the indelicate treatment of a minority who sells drugs to children. The entertainment industry, formerly known as the news, needs villains.

Anthony Lurasetti: There's certainly nothing hypocritical about the media handling every perceived intolerance with complete and utter intolerance.

— Anthony Lurasetti (Vince Vaughn), Dragged Across Concrete

Politics Cell Phones Social Justice Hypocrisy racist McCarthyism intolerance

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Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington.

Mr. Edmington: Sir.

Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front.

Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back.

Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sure of this response? You seem uncertain.

Mr. Edmington: No, no. I'm quite sure.

Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] We will accept this response. Be advised if you are mistaken your testicles will be cut off with this.

[Gray Gloved Robber pulls out a knife]

Mr. Edmington: Please, lets not talk about anything rash.

— Black Gloves (Primo Allon), Dragged Across Concrete

Robbery Rash testicles

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