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Ron Hauge Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Marine Biologist
Tagged: Tolstoy, War and Piece, Edwin Starr, War What Is It Good For?
“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: The Canine Mutiny
Tagged: Promise, Try, try to try
“Rocko: Come on, Hef. Let's go. I think I'm bleeding internally.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Carnival Knowledge / Sand in Your Nave
“I wave my shiny red keister in the face of you, and your superstitions!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries.

Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough.

Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Rocko: Thanks for taking me to the doctor, Heffer.

Heffer Wolfe: I wouldn't miss it for the world. These waiting rooms are real freak shows.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Rocko's Happy Sack / Flu-In-U-Enza
“Yeah...he’s specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales...all that blubber—quite unhealthy. You know it’s the largest mammal on earth but as George says, ‘they don't have to be.’”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Marine Biologist
Tagged: Whales, Obesity, Cholesterol
“The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Marine Biologist
Tagged: Anger, Delis, Ocean, Soup, Old Men
“You know, Spunky, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Rocko's Happy Sack / Flu-In-U-Enza
“Get in there and get my meat!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted, tossed like a cork, and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Marine Biologist
Tagged: Blowhole, Whales, Tidal Waves
“Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Without TV, it is hard to know when one day ends and another begins.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 11: Missionary
Tagged: TV, hard, day ends, begins, Timing
“Now back in the old days, a producer was king! Don't get me wrong; I've worked with the best actors in showbiz, ha ha ha! Clark Gable, dumb ears, I said, "That's no good! Get a moustache, you got no lip! You keep spittin' on the other actors!", and Jimmy Cagney, a dwarf, "Put a box under him", I said, and... and, and, uh, Mae West, heck of a nice guy, I tell ya. I don't remember one from another, but I had 'em all.”
— Wilbur J. Cobb (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 3: Road Apples
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