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Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about?

Endora: How did you know I was behind this?

Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.

— Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery), Bewitched, Season 1: Red Light, Green Light

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Kermit: Susan's never talked like that before.

Samantha Stephens: It is strange. She was so friendly at first.

Darrin Stephens: She wouldn't have, if my wife had gone and powdered her nose, instead of twitching it in other people's business.

Samantha Stephens: I didn't say a word.

Darrin Stephens: You didn't have to.

— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (Dick York), Bewitched, Season 1: Love Is Blind

Witches Meddling

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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!

— theLINguy, What do you call a fat psychic?

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Butt-head: I didn't know you were psychic, Beavis.

Beavis: Yeah, remember what those doctors said on those tests?

Butt-head: No, Beavis, they said you were psycho.

— Butt-head (Mike Judge), Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Madame Blavatsky

Psychic psycho Homonyms

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[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] So you'd think a psychic would, uh, be on time. You know, like he could foretell if the traffic was going to be bad?

— Micah (Micah Sloat), Paranormal Activity

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Even if you don’t believe in psychics, it could be fun to go get your fortunes told together someplace — more like at a Venice Boardwalk psychic, not one that’ll cost hundreds of dollars and months on a waiting list.

— Natalia Lusinski, 1 Valentine'11 Valentine's Day Date Ideas For New Couples, Because It Doesn’t Have To Be As Stressful As You Think

valentine's day Date Ideas Psychic

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I honestly don’t blame intelligent, rational people for being skeptical. I don’t know that I would believe it either unless I had firsthand experience with it.

— Garrett Jackson, I'm Married To A Psychic Medium. This Is What It's Like.

How To Think Psychology Psychic

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This is Madam Ethel Mertzola. She'll be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic.

— Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball), I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Séance

seance Psychic psychopathic Malapropisms

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What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

midget Psychic Medium Prison Puns

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Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I have dreams that come true.

Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: So you're psychic?

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Yeah, yeah, I'm psychic. I didn't tell you guys about it before, because I didn't want you to think I was offbeat or something.

— Elaine O'Connor-Nardo (Marilu Henner), Taxi, Season 4: Jim the Psychic

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The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!

— Shawn Spencer (James Roday), Psych, Season 1: Poker? I Barely Know Her

Chips Cheater Psychic

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Matilda: I became...

Hansel: What?

Matilda: Bulimic.

Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

— Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), Zoolander

Eating Disorder Bulimic read minds Psychic

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Paige Matthews: How am I meant to distract those guys without using magic?

Piper Halliwell: Well, you'll just have to use some of your God-given magic

[unbuttons Paige's blouse]

— Piper Halliwell (Holly Marie Combs), Charmed, Season 4: Witch Way Now?

Distracting Men Magic Witches

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Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. Great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three. We want the power. Give us the power.

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 1: Something Wicca This Way Comes

Witches Magic Power

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Sophie Norman: My parents were witches.

Miriam Shepherd: Cross species. That's impossible.

— Kate Brooke, Alice Troughton, Sarah Dollard, Ashley Pharoah, Juan Carlos Medina and Charlene James, A Discovery of Witches, Season 1: Episode 8

Witches cross-species impossible

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[after blowing up a demon] What an idiot. Doesn't every demon KNOW by now whose house this is?

— Piper Halliwell (Holly Marie Combs), Charmed, Season 4: We're Off to See the Wizard

Idiot Witches Witchcraft Demons

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Mylie: I'm not evil or anything.

Phoebe Halliwell: I've heard that one before.

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 5: A Witch's Tail (1)

Evil Witches Heard That Before Not Evil

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My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Witches Moon Halloween all hallow's eve Salem

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Phoebe: So, you're an angel?

Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.

Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 3: All Halliwell's Eve

Not An Angel Angels Witches

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Samantha: He's a dear, sweet, wonderful, perfectly marvelous man.

Endora: Oh, my poor baby. He sounds simply horrible.

— Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery), Bewitched, Season 1: I, Darrin, Take This Witch, Samantha

Witches wonderful man Mother in Law

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Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human.

Endora: This is no time to be insulting.

— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (Dick York), Bewitched, Season 2: And Then There Were Three

Witches Mortals insults

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Dean: I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere.

Sam: Pretty much.

Dean: It's creepy. Hell, it's downright unsanitary!

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 3: Malleus Maleficarum

Witches Bodily Fluids Unsanitary

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The witches are coming.

— Diana (Annette Reilly), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine: The Returned Man

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You think you two are the only ones with a witch on your side? Wrong. And something tells me that my witch is better than your witch.

— Katherine Pierce (Nina Dobrev), The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Masquerade

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The real world better start showing me some respect or I'm going to stop saving it every week!

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 4: Size Matters

Respect Show Me Respect Witches Saving The World

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