I am psychic, Erin. I did a course. I got a certificate.
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Quotes tagged ‘Psychic’
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I have dreams that come true. Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: So you're psychic? Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Yeah, yeah, I'm psychic. I didn't tell you guys about it before, because I didn't want you to think I was offbeat or something.
— Barry Kemp, Elaine O'Connor-Nardo, Marilu Henner, imdb.com
[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] So you'd think a psychic would, uh, be on time. You know, like he could foretell if the traffic was going to be bad?
Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
I saw your son's future... his union with Mary. She will cost Francis his life... Mary will bring your son's death.
— Stephanie Sengupta, Laurie McCarthy, Nostradamus, Rossif Sutherland, imdb.com
This is Madam Ethel Mertzola. She'll be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic.
Jacquetta: Elizabeth? You're as cold as ice. Elizabeth? Elizabeth? This is a seeing. You have been warned of danger to your boys. Now, do you see more? Elizabeth: They must not be with strangers. Jacquetta: So be it. We have had a warning and now we will keep them close with us and they will be safe…
I've heard of this. It's spontaneous psychic Krav Maga!
The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!
Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about? Endora: How did you know I was behind this? Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.
— Roland Wolpert, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com
Butt-head: I didn't know you were psychic, Beavis. Beavis: Yeah, remember what those doctors said on those tests? Butt-head: No, Beavis, they said you were psycho.
— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com
I honestly don’t blame intelligent, rational people for being skeptical. I don’t know that I would believe it either unless I had firsthand experience with it.
What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller!
Even if you don’t believe in psychics, it could be fun to go get your fortunes told together someplace — more like at a Venice Boardwalk psychic, not one that’ll cost hundreds of dollars and months on a waiting list.