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Rob Delaney Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“If you think I'm going to put time, money and effort into maybe getting into some woman's pants, you're crazy.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Time, Money, Sex, Effort, crazy
“Rob Norris: If I thrust too deeply, will my penis latch onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out?

Sharon Morris: Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: thrust, penis, IUD, Diss, Penis Size
“Your situation sounds fucking awful, I'd love to hear more about it.”
— Dave, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: situation, Awful, talking, Gossip
“Why haven't I cheated on you? Because... Loads of reasons. I mean, the biggest is you have been pregnant so much, so, not fucking some prostitute is the least I can do when you have been carting around our babies in your body.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Cheating, Reasons, pregnant, Sex
“I'm gonna look back on my time with you and remember you as an extraordinarily good smelling woman with a magical ass, and you're smart, so you can even get away with being less attractive, and you'd still be fairly attractive.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Reflect, Extraordinary, Love, romance, Attractive
“If I ever do cheat on you, it's going to be a cash transaction with a guaranteed ejaculation, after which she immediately leaves so I can ponder suicide because of how guilty I feel.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Cheating, Cash, ejaculation, ponder, Suicide, Guilt
“You wish you were a fugitive. You were arrested so you're a criminal. Criminal in a neck brace. What a fucking catch.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 4: Episode 1
Tagged: Fugative, Arrested, criminal
“Answer my cry for help.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 4: Episode 1
Tagged: help, cry
“You don't have a monopoly on pain. Look around.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Pain, Monopoly, Called Out
“I very fancy you.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Love, fancy, enjoy
“You exude black squid ink. ”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Squid, Ink, Diss, mean
“You know, there's no playbook on how to grieve.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 3: Episode 6
Tagged: Playbook, Grief, Sad, Advice
““So weird! He never does this!” - a person whose dog jumps on people all day, every day, as it jumps on you”
— Rob Delaney
Tagged: Dogs, Dog Owner, H4D-50, Dog Lovers
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