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Catastrophe Quotes

“Answer my cry for help.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 4: Episode 1
Tagged: help, cry
“I very fancy you.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Love, fancy, enjoy
“Rob Norris: If I thrust too deeply, will my penis latch onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out?

Sharon Morris: Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: thrust, penis, IUD, Diss, Penis Size
“Why haven't I cheated on you? Because... Loads of reasons. I mean, the biggest is you have been pregnant so much, so, not fucking some prostitute is the least I can do when you have been carting around our babies in your body.”
— Rob Norris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Cheating, Reasons, pregnant, Sex
“I'll remember you as a sturdy love maker with a massive chin, who was kind to waiters and taxi drivers, which suggests you might actually be a good person.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Love, Sex, Chin, Kind, Waiters, Taxi Drivers, Good
“Your situation sounds fucking awful, I'd love to hear more about it.”
— Dave, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: situation, Awful, talking, Gossip
“Rob Norris: So I just write a check every month and leave it at that? Fuck that. I didn't know my father and it sucked. This kid gets a dad.

Sharon: Oh, God, you don't have to be so American about it.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Baby, Money, Fatherhood, American, Cheap
“She's one of these people where, like, everything has gone her way. You know, and she thinks she did it. But, it was luck.”
— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Luck, Good Things, fortunate
“You see a little troll tobogganing out of your wife's snatch on a wave of turds and part of you will hold her responsible.”
— Chris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Troll, Vagina, Birth, Reproduction, Poop, graphic, Baby
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