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Richard Maibaum Quotes

Total quotes: 138
“Columbo: We are five men.

Melina: And a woman”
— Milos Columbo, For Your Eyes Only
Tagged: Girl Power
“Bond: [about Tracy] I find her fascinating. But she needs a psychiatrist, not me.

Draco: What she needs is a man...to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!”
— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: fascinating, Psychiatrist, domination, manly men
“M: Moneypenny, where's 007?

Moneypenny: He's on a mission, sir. In Austria.

M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately.

[scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman]”
— Miss Moneypenny, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: pull out, Double Entendre
“You will come back to us, comrade. No one ever leaves the KGB.”
— Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, A View to a Kill
Tagged: KGB, Communism
“It looks very difficult. [shooting from the hip, Bond shatters his clay pigeon] Why no, it isn't, is it?”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: shooting, Clay Pigeon, difficult, Marksmanship
“Unfortunately I misjudged you, you are just a stupid policeman ...[metal door opens and guards enter] ...whose luck has run out.”
— Dr. No, Dr. No
Tagged: misjudged, Policeman, Luck
“If you carry a double-O number, it means you're licensed to kill, not get killed.”
— M, Dr. No
Tagged: FBI, License To Kill
“Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.'”
— Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger
Tagged: Chicago, coincidence, Happenstance, Enemy
“Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.

Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Driven, ride, Double Entendres
“[Bond finds Tracy in his hotel suite with his gun in her hand]

Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?

Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.”
— Tracy Di Vicenzo, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: thrill killing, Flirting, Sociable
“May Day: Somebody will take care of you.

James Bond: Oh, you'll see to that personally, will you?”
— James Bond, A View to a Kill
Tagged: Caregiver
“[Hovering over San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge in their airship]
May Day: Wow! What a view!

Max Zorin: To a KILL!”
— Max Zorin, A View to a Kill
Tagged: a view to a kill, Golden gate bridge
“World socialism will be achieved peaceably. Our military role is strictly defensive. Is that understood?”
— Soviet Chairman, Octopussy
Tagged: Communism, Socialism, military defense
“James Bond: Your time is running out, Stromberg!

Stromberg: Yours too, Mr. Bond. Yours too. And faster than you think.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: time running out, no time
“Major Anya Amasova: You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?

James Bond: [Sarcastically] The thought never crossed my mind.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Taking Advantage, Date Rape, Sarcasm
“Major Anya Amasova: It's getting cold.

James Bond: I say, anything I can do to warm you up?”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: cold, Flirting
“Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.

James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Evil Eye, hex
“[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath] Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?

Bond: Not from where I'm standing.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Flirting, Sexual Harassment
“Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?

Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: healthy, Flirting
“Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Death Row, Last Meal
“This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness.”
— Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger
Tagged: gold, Color, divine
“[after escaping out of a small jail cell]
Kara Milovy: You were fantastic. We're free.

James Bond: Kara, we're inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Freedom, jail cell, Russia, afghanistan
“Kara Milovy: [a police car had been cut with a laser] What happened?

James Bond: [mockingly] Salt corrosion.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: laser beams, salt corrosion
“Fiona: You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you.

Bond: Well you see, I've always been a nervous passenger.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Pale, frightened, Nervous
“Max Zorin: You amuse me, Mr. Bond.

James Bond: Well, it's not mutual.”
— James Bond, A View to a Kill
Tagged: Amusement, not mutual
“[remarks at Goldfinger's US Army uniform with colonel's wings] Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House, too?”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: promotion, White House
“The first shot won't kill you, nor the second, not even the third—not until you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!”
— Donovan 'Red' Grant, From Russia With Love
Tagged: Threats, Submission, kiss my foot
“Man has climbed Mount Everest. Gone to the bottom of the ocean. He has fired rockets at the moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor...except crime!”
— Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger
Tagged: Man, Achievements, mount everest, Moon, Miracles, Crime
“Domino: So...what sharp little eyes you've got.

Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Eyes, teeth, Sharp
“Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?

Bond: No, but I know a little about women.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Guns, Women
“Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.

James Bond: [looks at cleavage] But of course you are.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Double Entendres, cleavage
“Lazar: Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger.

James Bond: Exactly. I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.”
— James Bond, The Man With the Golden Gun
Tagged: bullets, Threats, Groin
“James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.

Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.

James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.”
— James Bond, A View to a Kill
Tagged: early riser, Morning Sex, Double Entendres
“Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. [sniffs] I'm afraid it's me. Sorry, old boy.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Slut-shaming, Tart, Smell of Female
“Mr. Wint: The scorpion.

Mr. Kidd: One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint.

Mr. Wint: One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd.”
— Mr. Wint, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: scorpion, killers
“Bibi: Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.

James Bond: Yes. Well, you get your clothes on...and I'll buy you an ice cream.”
— James Bond, For Your Eyes Only
Tagged: virgin, ice cream
“Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?

James Bond: Playing his golden harp.”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Die, Golden Harp
“[to Pussy] I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Bourbon, Kentucky
“James Bond: Why were you shooting at me?

Tilly Masterson: I wasn't. I was shooting at Goldfinger.

James Bond: Then you're an awful shot.”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: shooting, Bad Shot
“James Bond: Lovely girl with the cello.

Saunders: Forget the ladies for once, Bond.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: cello, Lust
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